For absolutely no rational reason whatsoever, I’m blaming my recent illness on holding such a tasteless contest as the last one during the Interregnum following the death of Pope John Paul II. With that in mind, I am hereby abdicating my responsibility in choosing the winners.
But not to fear. I am hereby opening the comments section here for you to choose your favorites. That’s right, I’m “open-sourcing” the selection process. Please, no ballot-stuffing; I can tell by your IP if you try to vote over and over for your favorite dirty-sounding words and phrases.
So have at it. And please, for my digestive tract’s sake, keep it relatively clean…