HomeCategoriesUltimate Hilarity Ultimate Hilarity Kevin April 13, 2005 Categories 6 Comments The funniest thing you’ll read all week. Former WWF champion, Ultimate Warrior isn’t having the ultimate week. It seems everyone else is administering Hulk Hogan elbow drops to him. Ultimate Warrior vs. Something Awful (3 pages) Related: College Republicans apologize for Ultimate Warrior appearance at University of Connecticut h/t Jon Henke, Ezra Klein, and Atrios Dibs on the dead guy -- the last word Both Sides Feed At Congresses Trough Related Posts Supreme Court guts AZ immigration law but preserves ID check provision The Eleventh Day of the Eleventh Month Why? About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 6 Comments Barbwire Mike April 13, 2005 Here’s the “queering don’t make the world work” clip. I had this and three others up (you’ll notice the lethalwrestling.com sig in the video) but it led to massive destructocity of our bandwidth. http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=138339 And the sordid tale of how I started the whole mess. Um… sorry? Long time lurker. Love this place guys. 🙂 Destrucity April 13, 2005 Destrucity… http://www.weaintcool.com/Articles/warrior.html http://www.wrestlecrap.com/warriorwcw.html Destrucity A methodology one of warrior uses to combine his knowledge of reality with the strength he has in an undeniable belief of an invocation by his higher self, a supreme being – a creator of the existent universe he consciously perceives. The application of Destrucity to his life, a continuum of disciplined action, reminds him to never obscure faith and reality. He cannot substitute one for the other. He must abide by an inviolate truce, one, he and he alone, constructs and reveres. Imposing a standard that a warrior’s life is an end in itself. Knowledge is his means to fulfill this purpose – pay allegiance to his standard. His end, making conscious effort throughout his life to increase it’s inherent value towards a reward – his reward – happiness. The one and only tool he has to obtain this – the greatness of his life as a human being. Faith in being the recipient of such greatness cannot, however, be used blindly, to increase, stated more boldly – rescue, the life we have been granted. It is only by consistent, practicable, volitional, rational effort that man can achieve a state greater than he is born. Doing otherwise – refusing to do so – constitutes death, not the living of life. Destrucity is the application of one’s guidelines governing this effort – one’s own volitional effort. Brian J. April 13, 2005 Hollywood Hogan. Marvel granted the WWF (now WWE) license to use Hulk, and they’re not renewing, so The Hulkster is now the Hollywoodster. pennywit April 13, 2005 Hogan used a leg drop. –|PW|– JimK April 13, 2005 Brian, Marvel lost the court case. Hogan now owns the trademark “Hulk Hogan.” Tom Johnson April 14, 2005 WWE is entertainment. I puked when I first saw wrestling, because I thought it was real. Acutally, the acting is better than that on many soap operas. Unfortunately Vince McMahon will not be in the ring anymore. He tore some ligaments in a recent stunt. Too bad, he was one of the best actors. But UW? Too many steroids, man. Way too many. Too bad for him–he will succumb to heart disease in a relatively short time because of the ‘roids. The patent paranoia of his lawyer may indicate some ‘roid use on his part as well.