OK, it’s not Tuesday any more (except in a couple time zones well west of here), but I’m gonna toss up the latest Wizbang Midweek Contest. This week, we’re looking for the dirtiest-sounding words or phrases that are really utterly innocent. And as is my wont, I’m gonna toss out a few examples to steal away some of the better entries:
Cold Enough To Freeze The Balls Off A Brass Monkey
Shooting Your Wad
Remember, it’s gotta SOUND dirty, but it can’t actually BE dirty or have a raunchy origin. And winners oughta be (notice I don’t say “will”) announced Thursday evening.