OK, it’s not Tuesday any more (except in a couple time zones well west of here), but I’m gonna toss up the latest Wizbang Midweek Contest. This week, we’re looking for the dirtiest-sounding words or phrases that are really utterly innocent. And as is my wont, I’m gonna toss out a few examples to steal away some of the better entries:
Kumquat
Angina
Touchhole/Bunghole
Penal System
Cold Enough To Freeze The Balls Off A Brass Monkey
Shooting Your Wad
Remember, it’s gotta SOUND dirty, but it can’t actually BE dirty or have a raunchy origin. And winners oughta be (notice I don’t say “will”) announced Thursday evening.
J.
When I was a kid there was a bar in Clovis, CA. where card games were allowed. It was named “Liquor Up Front, Poker In The Rear.” Of course I didn’t get the joke until I was much older.
Pussy willow
Weiner dog
Cock sure
Screwball
There’s a town in Pennsylvania named “Gobblers Knob.”
Oh yeah, and a disease (which afflicts pregnant women and women who have just given birth) known as “milk leg”
When learning ship design and construction, there are lots of terms that take awhile before you can use them conversationally without blushing. Probably the worst is “breast hook”, a generally triangular plate connecting the stem post with the gunwales.
Rocket to Uranus
A semi-permanent rental at Dirty Pete’s Lake…
Back stage pass…
Box Lunch
Intercourse, PA