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Britney Spears Makes It Official – She's Pregnant

Britney Spears Makes It Official – She's Pregnant

April 12, 2005 Britney Spears, Celebrities 13 Comments

This evening Britney and Kevin “Cletus” Federline announced the worst kept secret in the world on her redesigned web site:

Dear Fans.

The time has come to share our wonderful news that we are
expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the
hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is
well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Love Britney and KevinCongratulations to Federlines. As much as we delight in mocking Britney and her hayseed husband, now that Fetus Spears has been confirmed it seems like a good time to make a peace offering. In lieu of a present Wizbang will henceforth be retiring our all time favorite Britney picture.

Related: The Official Blog of Fetus Spears

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13 Comments

  1. Omni April 12, 2005

    You think THAT photo is bad? There’s a show called something like “Celebs Without Makeup” that has shots of her with a face full of big pimples… she’d scare dogs away from a meat wagon, lol.

  2. arb April 12, 2005

    At least she’s married. Perhaps if proud papa Letterman gets hitched I’ll watch his show again.

  3. a4g April 12, 2005

    I don’t understand why you posted a picture of Leona Helmsley to accompany the story about Britney Spears.

  4. OregonMuse April 13, 2005

    Britney pregnant? Oh good, this means that she’ll have to give up her lewd bumping and grinding performances for awhile.

    With any luck, she’ll gain also 40-50 pounds she won’t be able to lose afterwards. Not to mention stretch marks.

  5. bullwinkle April 13, 2005

    Is that Leona Helmsley? I thought it was Sherman Helmsley.

  6. mojo April 13, 2005

    With a back-up dancer?

    Man, that’s just nasty…

  7. LJD April 13, 2005

    She’s pregnant?

    Looks like she just swallowed….

  8. Faith+1 April 13, 2005

    He dumped the last pregnant woman of his. I don’t think he married little pop-queen-MILF-In-training to settle down.

    Should be finding him on the arm of another party girl soon…

  9. Jumbo April 13, 2005

    But why is Tammy Faye Baker upset about it, and why is her picture in this psot?

  10. Old Coot April 13, 2005

    Pray for the child(ren).

  11. Debra April 13, 2005

    Are you kidding me here? That looks more like her Mom than her. That can’t be Britney….OMG that’s awful….That’s not possible that this is she.

  12. Am I A Pundit Now? April 13, 2005

    My god, when Britney gets old she is going to look just like Carol Channing.

  13. LiLy February 14, 2006

    I think that britney was just having a bad time!! We all have our moments!! Don’t we!?! Sorry guys, nobody’s perfect!!