It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
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Michael’s plans for just disappearing suddenly went awry when one child in the crowd said, “Hey, that big penguin is always hanging around the littles ones AND he’s doing the moonwalk!”
Ostracized by the chimpanzees, Jane Goodall tries desperately to find new animals to study.
As the news of the missing fish stash spread all heads turned to Phil…
“Don’t listen to that big one. His name is Curveball and he gives bad advice.”
Depressed about the cancellation of the National Hockey League season, Pittsburgh Penguins fan Kenneth Baugh has taken extreme measures to be near any penguins on ice.
John Smith, the zoo’s sexual reorientation therapist (left), attempts to “scare the gay” out of this all-male group of penguins.
1) Trying to preempt yet another scandal, Kofi goes undercover at the UN Antartic Refugee Camp to inspect the Ice for Fish program.
2) With sadness, Herman reports back the iceberg elders that it appears no amount of steroids will help penguins fly.
Cruella DeVil takes matters into her own hands as she gathers the last of the penguins needed to finish her latest coat.
Repeat after me..”Windows is garbage, and Bill Gates is the devil. Windows is garbage, and Bill Gates is the Devil.”
“Parts is parts.” – Frank Purdue, RIP
In the early days, before he stumbled on the right animal mimicry formula, Marlin Perkins lost a number of assistants as well as running up a substantial bill at Big Cat Costumes, Inc.
Ever since the incident with the nuclear powered Soviet submarine, Kenneth feels that the other penguins now treat him like he is some kind of freak or simply avoid him altogether.
–Howard Dean takes other leaders of the DNC on a field trip. Film at 11.–
Mike Rogers infiltrates gay penguins, determined to “out” the Republican ones…
“Martha, I told you mating with that sKerry fellow would come to no good! Now look at what you have to show for that unholy union!”
Or,
Look what you get if Heinz-Kerry and Michael Moore mate! One big ugly, useless, flightless, fish-smelling, neo-squawking, leftwing, I hate everyone penguin!
Hey, it’s Al Gore and he shaved his beard and lost some weight! He’s actually leading his crew!
Hillary Clinton continues to redefine herself in preparation for the ’08 election.
“Fear and Loathing in Antarctica” — Penguin Books Edition
Patrons watch the final scence from the Zoological Players revival of “One Swam Under the Penguins Rookery”, where the quiet, giant Peguin is egged on by the other inmates to pick up the stump and break out of the Zoo.
“Uhhh … Quack …?”
James realized too late that his clumsy greeting may have blown his cover.
Psst. That Kerry fool must be running for president again, and wants our vote.
Hey you bird brains, I make be fake but I’m accurate!
Sesame Street flashback…
“One of us….is not like the others….”
Oooooh, lookie boys. That’s a biggggggg one!!
Although a rare occurrence, Cecil suddenly experienced that a 4 hour erection was not the only side effect of his Cialis.
Dang, Randy got my Hillary caption. Next best:
Secretary-General Kofi Annan resigns UN for undisclosed leadership position.
PETA undercover agent Sebastien Panklethorpe is pictured here relaying escape plans to a huddle of Emperor penguins interned at a Tokyo zoo.
Realizing that he would no longer be allowed to “play” with boys, Michael Jackson tries to “play” with the children of another species.
Paul, preparing for April Fools Day 2006, posts yet again with this picture and the following line: “The zoologist in the penguin suit is an oozer.”
Part indian and part penguin, Ward Churcill was a natural to head up the new polar studies department at Harvard.
“Today, class, we are going to visit the humans in the zoo. Mind, now, and don’t feed them. They are on a carefully controlled diet to keep them from getting fat in captivity.”
Having lost the entire season due to the NHL lockout the Pittsburgh Penguins decide to put their mascot out to stud.
“I knew I shouldn’t have trusted a tuxedo salesman working at a zoo.”
In scene rarely captured on film, a penquin bully takes lunch money from smaller weaker birds.
Paul reveals photographic evidence of the Intelligent Designer.
Being 1/32 penguin Ward Churchill rallys his loyal minions to fight “The Man”.
“No, you little bastards! I don’t want any fish heads!” — John Kerry’s memory of Christmas 2004 is seared _seared_ into his brain.
Large Penguin (Thinking): “I don’t go to the zoo, it was that bastard Secret Service Agent that drugged me, gagged me, and put me in this stupid costume.”
Attempting to revive her career after “Catwoman”, Halle Berry is seen on the set of her latest film, “The Empress.”
“So I rubbed the urn and the guy said: ‘I grant you three wishes’, blah, blah, blah. So I said: ‘Screw off Bozo, like you’re going to turn me into some giant standup penguin comic or something.”
Where is PETA when you really need them?
A photo of Danny Divito auditioning for the upcoming movie “The Penguin Returns”
Kenneth Baugh, President of the local Furries Chapter, decides to field test his new costume before traveling to the anual Fur Con to be held in Las Vegas.
Should have read the small print – damned if I didn’t think I was buying a penis enlargement process…….
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.