Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured none other than the ever-so-trashy Britney Spears. There was lots of Britney news (rumors of pregnancy again) out there, but most went the cheap and easy route (much like Britney herself) for guffaws. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

Britney Spears poolside - March 2005

1) (wavemaker) – “Yuk — who is that fat slut with the cig in her mouth??? OMFG, it’s ME!!!

2) (Aaron’s Rantblog) – “Damned kabbalah didn’t help me get rid of 3 of my 4 chins.

3) (dooley) – “Hay Kay-vun, thuh hint for five acrosst sayz, ‘washed up skank…’ Its two wurdz and starts wif B-R-I-T and endz wif E-A-R-S.

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Honorable Mention

4) (CGHill) – “Hmmm. Where can I get one of those ‘feeding tubes’ I’m always hearing about?

5) (Mike) – “South Beach diet my ass! I’ve been here 2 weeks and haven’t lost a pound!

6) (Mark L) – “I swear, next year it’s back to the top of the FHM List!

Dishonorable Mention

For an image we really shouldn’t be forced to imagine…

(Brian) – “Hmm…Dick Cheney….yummy…. Dammit, now I have to go change my bikini bottom.

Until next Friday…

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