HomeQuote Of The DayQuote Of The Day – Gomer Pile Edition Quote Of The Day – Gomer Pile Edition Paul March 27, 2005 Quote Of The Day 3 Comments “I have to say I’m more surprised than Robert Blake’s attorneys.” — Rita Rudner, after winning the best comedian category in the Best of Las Vegas competition. Bonfire of the Vanities - Reminder If they renamed it the "vertical bar competition," it'd be an Olympic sport... Related Posts Quote Of The Day – Screw Them (Again) Edition Quote Of The Day – 'Rescue Me' Edition Quote Of The Day – Take Me Out To The Ballgame Edition About The Author Paul 3 Comments arb March 27, 2005 Tough competition – Carrot Top was second. Jay Tea March 27, 2005 I will never forget the fall-down-funniest line I ever heard from a female comedian, delivered by Rita Rudner in that ethereal voice of hers. “I used to be a dancer, but I had to give it up after I injured a groin muscle. “It wasn’t mine.” J. charles austin March 27, 2005 Pyle, Gomer.