HomeDumbassesHave Mullet, Will Travel… Have Mullet, Will Travel… Kevin March 22, 2005 Dumbasses 33 Comments Via FOK!weblog A cold dose of reality Judge Won't Order Schiavo Tube Reinserted Related Posts The Knuckleheads of the Day award DHS detains/deports British Twitter jokesters Holy Crap About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 33 Comments Master of None March 22, 2005 I’m guessing he wants to go back in time to kill the mother of his hair dresser. mesablue March 22, 2005 Hey, I wondered what Brian Bosworth was up to lately. Rightwingsparkle March 22, 2005 Master of None, noooo… that must be how they wear their hair in the 2nd century. -S- March 22, 2005 I just KNEW there was a secret message involved in the mullet. Ha. -S- March 22, 2005 This particular mullet appears to have more motion, err, more message than most. In fact, it appears to be standing up and shouting aloud: “This way to mullet! NOW!” -S- March 22, 2005 And, what IS a mullet without piercing eyes to go with it?!? Bruce March 22, 2005 Vanilla Dirt. Rightwingsparkle March 22, 2005 Well, now we know why guys wear mullets. It identifies them as the time travelers they are. Old Coot March 22, 2005 Creepy! FreakyBoy March 22, 2005 Yes, you all laugh now, but when this guy and his companion go back and alter the past, we’ll all be wearing mullets. So have your little fun now. Rick13 March 22, 2005 I guess that it didn’t work, We’re all still here… for now. Henry March 22, 2005 what I find hilarious is he says “I have only done this once before”…. oh man I just can’t control my laughter… Russ March 22, 2005 Someone, somewhere, is deeply deeply ashamed of his high school yearbook photo. But then, looking back, who isn’t? -S- March 22, 2005 What I want to know is how he gets those weapons across time, and if he gets them back. Not to mention that mullet. I mean, before I could commit, I’d want to know the travel arrangements. bullwinkle March 22, 2005 He looks like Porter Waggoner with hair extensions. That’s plain scary. michaelt March 22, 2005 I, for one, will welcome our new mullet-wearing overlords. MargoD March 22, 2005 Wonder if they’ll be traveling in an El Camino…the mullet of cars. Rod Stanton March 22, 2005 Stop picking on Fluty! He has retired already moseby March 22, 2005 Apparently this guy built a time machine. I’ll bet he started with the metal collander and tin-foil atop his head….. Rightwingsparkle March 22, 2005 well, he either built a time machine, or has a few little colored pills that take him back. -S- March 22, 2005 Hey, Rightwingsparkle, this is not a joke!!! -S- March 22, 2005 See? He even says that people will get PAID AFTER THEY GET BACK!!! This is not a joke!!! Ha. ptg March 22, 2005 I went with him last time. It wasn’t any fun. We didn’t take weapons and it turned out we needed them. I told him he wouldn’t be able to get anyone to help him next time unless he pays them. Rick13 March 22, 2005 Hey “michaelt”, I could helpful in pointing out pockets of resistance! George at Snapshot March 22, 2005 But, if I get paid AFTER we get back, isn’t that the same thing as getting paid now? Tim in PA March 22, 2005 I wonder what weapons you are “allowed” to own in the PRK that he thinks will do him any good… mesablue March 22, 2005 Hope he’s not using that time machine from Napoleon Dynamite. OUCH! Jon March 22, 2005 why not pay when he gets to the past..then whoever goes with him can invest it back there and get a ton of interest when he gets “back to the future” john March 22, 2005 LETS GO BACK IN TIME. I AM READY. OR GO INTO THE FUTURE -S- March 23, 2005 This may offer some insight into the time travelling issue…Affleck appears to have tired of being Rance and is exploring another Zone. -S- March 23, 2005 Getting paid when you get back is sorta like hearing you’ll get married after you spend the weekend in bed. If I learned nothing as a child from my Saturday morning cartoons, I learned to never trust any character who says: “I’ll gladly pay you Friday for a hamburger today.” -S- March 23, 2005 And, can’t you just make a bow and some arrows after you’re in the past? What’s wrong with stones, sticks and spears?! Talk about pastists! -S- March 23, 2005 Now that I think of this, I learned how to refine copper for an axe-head from the Discovery Channel, so I’m ready.