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Have Mullet, Will Travel…
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Kevin
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
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Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
I’m guessing he wants to go back in time to kill the mother of his hair dresser.
Hey, I wondered what Brian Bosworth was up to lately.
Master of None, noooo… that must be how they wear their hair in the 2nd century.
I just KNEW there was a secret message involved in the mullet.
Ha.
This particular mullet appears to have more motion, err, more message than most. In fact, it appears to be standing up and shouting aloud: “This way to mullet! NOW!”
And, what IS a mullet without piercing eyes to go with it?!?
Vanilla Dirt.
Well, now we know why guys wear mullets. It identifies them as the time travelers they are.
Creepy!
Yes, you all laugh now, but when this guy and his companion go back and alter the past, we’ll all be wearing mullets.
So have your little fun now.
I guess that it didn’t work, We’re all still here… for now.
what I find hilarious is he says “I have only done this once before”….
oh man I just can’t control my laughter…
Someone, somewhere, is deeply deeply ashamed of his high school yearbook photo.
But then, looking back, who isn’t?
What I want to know is how he gets those weapons across time, and if he gets them back. Not to mention that mullet. I mean, before I could commit, I’d want to know the travel arrangements.
He looks like Porter Waggoner with hair extensions. That’s plain scary.
I, for one, will welcome our new mullet-wearing overlords.
Wonder if they’ll be traveling in an El Camino…the mullet of cars.
Stop picking on Fluty! He has retired already
Apparently this guy built a time machine. I’ll bet he started with the metal collander and tin-foil atop his head…..
well, he either built a time machine, or has a few little colored pills that take him back.
Hey, Rightwingsparkle, this is not a joke!!!
See? He even says that people will get PAID AFTER THEY GET BACK!!! This is not a joke!!!
Ha.
I went with him last time. It wasn’t any fun. We didn’t take weapons and it turned out we needed them. I told him he wouldn’t be able to get anyone to help him next time unless he pays them.
Hey “michaelt”, I could helpful in pointing out pockets of resistance!
But, if I get paid AFTER we get back, isn’t that the same thing as getting paid now?
I wonder what weapons you are “allowed” to own in the PRK that he thinks will do him any good…
Hope he’s not using that time machine from Napoleon Dynamite.
OUCH!
why not pay when he gets to the past..then whoever goes with him can invest it back there and get a ton of interest when he gets “back to the future”
LETS GO BACK IN TIME.
I AM READY.
OR GO INTO THE FUTURE
This may offer some insight into the time travelling issue…Affleck appears to have tired of being Rance and is exploring another Zone.
Getting paid when you get back is sorta like hearing you’ll get married after you spend the weekend in bed.
If I learned nothing as a child from my Saturday morning cartoons, I learned to never trust any character who says: “I’ll gladly pay you Friday for a hamburger today.”
And, can’t you just make a bow and some arrows after you’re in the past? What’s wrong with stones, sticks and spears?! Talk about pastists!
Now that I think of this, I learned how to refine copper for an axe-head from the Discovery Channel, so I’m ready.