I’ve repeatedly stated that I have no interest whatsoever in sports. I just must have been born without the sports gene or something. Yet twice in the last couple weeks, I’ve written about hockey — major-league and minor-league hockey, and a high school hockey team.
Maybe I should just give in to it, embrace my inner Joe Sixpack and learn to accept things.
Or maybe not.
Then again, I do feel this powerful urge to belch and scratch…