Paris Hilton Semi-Blind Items

The goal of the game is to decipher the somewhat cryptic entires in Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick notebook (alternate link, NSFW) and fill in the details or explain the entry.

  1. [September 19, 2004] Assuming JT is Justin Timberlake, who are ken and jess?
  2. [October 8, 2004] Who was Paris planning to sneak off with?
  3. [September 19, 2004] What kind of tape would Gary Shandling have of Paris?
  4. [November 12, 2004] Does Carson Dailey have a dossier on Hollywood celebs? That might explain his continued career.
  5. [September 29, 2004] Who is Kristen and what kind of lesson did she need to learn?
  6. Who is this girl, seen kissing a topless Paris?
  7. eglantina_zingg_mtv_03.jpg

    [It appears to be MTV Latin America star Eglantina Zing (pic 1/pic 2) , not Playboy Playmate Nicole Lenz. Defamer has the rest of the pictures (NSFW), and so does Gorilla Mask.]

  8. Who is Egplant dike ass?
  9. [Probably Eglantina Zing as well, seen getting very intimate with Paris on the cell phone pictures. The two were reported as “canoodling” by FemaleFirst.uk]

  10. Why is Southwest Airlines in Paris Hilton’s phonebook?

Use the number of the entry in your response.

Loony Congressman Says Rove Planted Bogus CBS Documents
Paris Hilton Exposed!!! Phone Hack Reveals All

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