The 10 Spot – It’s Not Your Day Edition

Ten stories you might have missed about folks who should have known it wasn’t going to be their day…

  1. If you’re a 64 year-old high school driving instructor standing behind the car. [Link]

  • If you own a gas station but don’t know how to work the computers that set the pump price…[Link]

  • You get in a car crash and the paramedics bag and tag you, even though you’re not dead. [Link]

  • If your nickname is Mr. DWI. [Link]

  • You’re a washed up actor facing a drug test and using a prosthetic penis to fake the results sounds like a good plan. [Link]

  • You’re a bank robber and your stick-up note reads, “This is a robri. Gimme all your money kwik.” [Link]

  • You run a college newspaper and publish a picture of a Page 3-type girl type. [Link]

  • You’re so stoned you need your kids to roll your joints. [Link]

  • You’re an NBC programming exec, and you think Paris Hilton playing Barbara Eden is a good idea. [Link]

  • You’re co-ordinating tsunami relief efforts and receive a shipment of donated winter jackets, thong underwear, and Viagra. [Link]Feel free to join in with your own items via Trackback. If your blog software doesn’t provide that capability, you can use the Wizbang Trackback tool.

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