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hey wait a minute – that’s not the real Terry – it’s one of those Mission Impossible masks – and I’ll bet it’s Karl Rove underneath……….
Come here and kiss me.. Then you can be senator
“You complete me.”
Now Terry: hold the vision of the happy, blue place in your mind while I read you the plan for “Franken 2008”..
AP Newswire: Al Franken (D-Moonbat) and Terry McAuliffe (D-outgoing DNC Charman), reviewing confirmed voter rolls for ’06 elections, agree that there are actually three Democratic voters remaining, including themselves.
Hmmmmm… Al, I’m trying to listen, but your hand is so warm..
“Well, Al, the ‘Franken for Senate’ report is in from our polling firm. Looks like you’d get about 50-52…”
“…percent? Great, let’s do…’
“…No, votes.”
Al: OK…I admit it. I was the one that cut the cheese……..
Can you believe those Republicans actually want to let poor people own something?
Terry, you’re not Tom Davis, but why don’t we go put on those gorilla outfits one more time?
“Al, I don’t care how many DNA test results you show me. You and I are not brothers, and there s no way I’m going to let you live on the couch in my basement until Air America starts showing a profit. I don’t know how many times I’m going to have to tell you that.”
“But, Terry!”
“Hey, what does it say on the top of this page, anyway? ‘Kinko’s’? ‘Abilene, TX’…?”
And you want to be my latex salesman???
Terry: So you’ve covered 50 sheets of paper with the word “liar”? Interesting, well gotta go.
You’re right, Al. This Ward Churchill fella is just what we need right now. Let’s get him to meet with Dean immediately….
“The idea of a mixed-party comedy ticket is tempting, Al, and I don’t see any problems whatsoever with you running with Ben Stein as your Vice Presidential pick.”
“Terry, this does not mean we will be taking long, warm showers together, does it?”
The “superscript” in the upper right? They won’t notice…trust me.
“Come on, McAuliffe, take a chance. You’ve got the venture capital. We can always boradcast from that abandoned oil platform in the North Sea.”
Savor, for a moment, the sweetest part of an Air America advertising contract: The logo is made of LSD.
“Look, Terry – right there. I’ve got a signed contract, goddammit! You have to let me give you a slobbery, on-air blowjob!”
How do you explain this, Al? I send you up to Canada for a CBC interview and now they want Fox!
Disgusted, you bet I’d disgusted, Al. I found you the right typewriter. But look, right here. The date on these documents is suppose to be 1971 and you’ve typed 2005. You want Dan to be caught again?
Al Franken and Terry McAuliffe resignedly peruse the results of the in-depth academic study spanning three decades that proves, once and for all, that Tom Davis was the funny one.
“So I’ve been looking at these upside down? Al, that means we actually lost in “02 and ’04!”
“These are just a few of the thousands of reasons I think that we were meant to be together”.
So thats what Hillary looks like nude.
No, shit head; you’re Tinker Bell and I’m Peter Pan.
this is the part I look longingling in your eyes and say “You my man!”
T: Kerry was right. Look at this Form 180 Printout. He ran guns to the Khmer Rouge. He took a Message to Garcia. He took the ‘A’ Train. While on secret, extended duty as an OTTER, he saved a hamster. Gave Ho Chi Minh a manicure. He’s a modern day Forrest Gump, with a dash of Sybil for gravitas.
A: Life is like a bottle of ketchup. You never know when it will drop out in a splot and stain your lucky hat.
or
T: I like the concept Al. We rename it Air Native America and get Ward Churchill a show. He’ll make you sound more centrist. The casinos have lots of cash to help prop us up. And with the new costumes, we’ll finally have some fringe benefits.
“Hmmm . .. yeah, I think ‘Air America side-kick bitch’ has a nice ring to it. When can I start?”
“Yeah, it’s a funny bit, but, I still think Charmin is softer”
“Kiss me, you fool!”
T: Al, I didn’t even know I had a place in Seattle, let alone 600 roommates on the lease. Hope they all remembered to vote.
A: Not to mention your places in St. Louis, Milwaukee and Knoxville. You got more residents than Rhode Island!
alf: what a work is man…
tmc: what does a sailor have to do to get a drink around here ?!
TM: You what really sucks, Al? I’m getting the sack for my performance, but according to this latest Arbitron report I was still doing better than Air America.
AF: F*ck off, Terry.
“Terry, you just need to keep telling yourself, ‘I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me.”
Wow! Hillary has much nicer tits than I thought!
“Let’s call Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton and make a night of it.”
Al: “So what do I do with these “Kerry clobbers Bush jokes?”
“Did I tell you Terry? Condi Rice and I are engaged.”
Whaddya mean, I look like Sarah Bernhart. I am Sarah Burnhart!
Those bastards killed Kenny! Er, I mean Eason…
Al:
We can reduce Republican congressional seats significantly by putting in force the blacks counting as only 3/5ths of a person towards population.
Hey! You’re right Al, our last presidential plan to win back the White House IS softer and more absorbant than Charmin.
Just a little lower Al…yes that’s it….aaaahhhh
“Listen, Terry. Bottom line. We could really use some help filling some time slots over there, and I’m willing to do anything to make that happen. Catch my drift? Anything. Come on Terry, stop fussing with that and let me see your eyes……”
“And tho, I wath thinking, maybe at thith point, a promothional pair of thun glassthes to the firthst caller each hour…..Might bring thum ratingths. I dunno.”
“Butter……Parkaaay..Butter……Parkaaay..Butter……Parkaay..But-“
“Will you PLEASE stop so I can read this?! Jeeze! I’m on in like, 5 minutes.You never know when to quit, do you?”
“Parkaaay”
“Faster…, now slower…., a little less grip there buddy, I’m not Lorne Michaels and this skit isn’t very funny….”
“Look, Terry, ‘pink slip’ is just a figure of speech. They can fire you with regular white stationery and there’s nothing the ACLU can do about it.”