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No, “You guys can just my ass”, is not a good idea as a farewell speech to the DNC.
“Darling I know it hurts. They’re blaming the election all on you, just because they’re jealous. Don’t you see? Now, dry those tears, and give me that smile. C’mon. That’s my baby. We’ll play Uncle Ho and the Peace Marcher tonight, okay?”
So they told you to take a hike too…
McCauliffe thought balloon …
“Yeah, right … I risked my ass to skim $17 million off Global Crossing, and now this prick wants me to invest in ‘Air America?”
When informed of the social security crisis, Democrats continued to read My Pet Goat.
Franken:
…1982? Oshkosh? Yea… and Davis said WE did WHAT to Jane Curtain? (f’n@*&%#!) Can I make those records disappear?
Metrosexual:
…even Kerry wouldn’t be able…
Franken:
…to hide that. Can I buy some purple hearts?
Metrosexual:
…sorry Radioboy… no public office for you.
Oh Al, you minx! My mind says no, but by body says yes!
Wax figures for the American has-been Museum are loaded for opening ceramonies this weekend in Boston.
Terry: “So what exactly does this mean, Al”
Al: “I have absolutely no idea.”
Terry, “Hmm, that’s what I thought.”
“I can win ‘American Idol,’ Terry, but only if we can secretly replace Simon with you. Are you in?”
“Come a little closer and I could be.”
“Al, Chicken Little’s The-Sky-Is-Falling on Social Security has been usurped by the president. We need a new drama tactic.”
“Terry, you’ll have to do better…Lorne Michaels is a very demanding producer.”
“I dunno, Al…Dean laughed at it!”
Al: Hey dickwad, these are my monthly statements from Global Crossing…
Terry: Relax Al, you got social security.
Al: “Terry I need your help, I’m down to the last clue on this crossword, What’s a six letter word for . . .”
Terry: “Asshat”
Al: “How did you know you didn’t even look yet.”
Terry: “Wizbang sent this over earlier, they’re all clues deriding liberals.”
(some suck up captions can also be funny, however, probably not this one)
Rodney – Aren’t you glad I inspired that new ‘suck-up’ category?
Al: Terry, you can do USO shows with me, it’s great. And it shows how patriotic I am, even though I hate those frickin’ babykillers…. now if we can just put this little dance number together.
Terry pinches one off, while Al enjoys the fumes.
These are something called “blogrolls”. They make a perfect enemies list. Kill them all, and our MSM flunkies will be back in the saddle.
Terry? Is it supposed to be this soft?
Al: Hey Terry, has anyone ever told you that you look like the bad guy on that movie Ghost? Sam’s friend from the bank? You know, the one who paid the Puerto Rican to pick Sam’s pocket? The one who got killed in the end when the broken window fell on him? And got dragged kicking and screaming to Hell by the shadowy demons?
Terry: Al, you had me at ‘Hey Terry’
Forget it Terry. I’m not going to kiss you.
“Rip my face off, Al. Go ahead, rip my face off. Just rip it off. Go ahead, Al, rip it off. I’m still waiting, Al. You haven’t ripped it off yet. So, go ahead, rip my face off. Rip it off, Al…”
(Reference: McAuliffe and his “Republicans ripped our face off…” comments.)
“…Like Stupider to Stupid.”
“No Ray, it was you.”
Frankin ” What’s that on your lapel Terry?”
Terry ” An Amercan flag pin, Al”
Frankin ” An American Flag pin on your democratic uniform Terry????”
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