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Is that a hanging chad or a dimpled chad…?
I think I just voted for Pat Buchanan !
Iraqi’s are already complaining of election fraud and confusing ballots as many claimed they had accidently selected Ralph Nader for Prime Minister.
Bingo!
The Butterfly Ballot, Part II
Pssst.
What does a yellow light mean?
Al-Zarqawi’s nightmare.
“Well Mr. Ahmad, everything seems to be in place for this year’s election AND for your new home mortgage”
What do you mean that ONLY dead people can vote in the state of Washington now?!
“I’ll have the ginger beef, the moo shu pork, and, let’s see, mmm, cashew chicken…”
Hmm – I don’t see Kerry/Edwards anywhere here.
Give me a minute…I know this… it’s a country in Africa?
Hey, how come these all say “Christine Gregoire”?
IRAQI ELECTIONS
“No sir, don’t worry about it, you may disregard the part of the ballot where the word, OHIO, has been scratched out.”
How do you spell Kerry/Edwards in Arabic?
You’re right, this is slightly more complicated than “Saddam YES/NO”
– Well of course Mohammud… Hell we can take almost anything for ID….Do you have a Takrit Blockbuster card….that would work….
(AP) US relations with the Iraqi people took a turn for the worse after the rollout of the new Iraqi 1040EZ Tax Return.
AP BREAKING: In one of its most brazen visible efforts to step up hostilities, Hamas has instituted a process for new suicide bomber recruits to meticulously specify the physical traits of each of the promised 72 virgins.
“Hmmm, … lamb Shwarma … lamb kabob … lamb … you got anything on the menu without lamb?”
Hi Satar! I’m Dr. Neil Clark Warren and this is your eDemocracy profile questionnaire.
Who designed this, Playskool, JumpStart? WTF! We’re Iraqis not preschoolers….
Putz!
“Hamid…Hassan…Jaafari…Hey – no Hussein. This is soooo much more difficult than last election.”
“I get to choose? And you’re not going to cut off my hand or rape my mother in front of me for picking the wrong guy? Wow. So what is that Michael Moore guy complaining about then?”
What do you mean I can’t vote provisionally Mr. Blackwell? The paper is not the right weight? For the love of Allah, don’t make me go to Baghdad to vote.
Iraqi citizen Ahmed Albini scans the list of presidential candidates as he prepares to vote in Iraq’s first democratic election:
“…..Mohammed Obana, Mohammed Oputu, Muhammed Partuki, Pat Paulsen, Mohammed Pumani, Mohammed Quazari…..”
Posted by: Rodney Dill
“Hmmm, … lamb Shwarma … lamb kabob … lamb … you got anything on the menu without lamb?”
oh my that is funny
Theresa LePore strikes again!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“I’ll have two #172s, one order of #295. Does that come with eggrolls?”
I’m sorry sir there is no listing for Brittney Spears, do you have a second choice?
“I don’t mind voting,” says one new democratic activist in Baghdad, “but would you get this damn cameraman off my back?”
How the heck do I choose between 137 Muhammads and 68 Amirs?
“I cannot believe this.. this is a dream come true. Are you really trying to tell me that I get FOUR HBO’s?”
Confused with the local track’s race forms, Ahmed asks the poll worker how to place a trifecta box with Allawi, Al Swahiri, and Mohammed.
Why Oh Why O did I ever leave Ohio?
RE: Pssst.
What does a yellow light mean?
Posted by: RightWingDuck.
“Slow Down”!
Concerns over election fraud moved Friday from Ohio, Oregon and St. Louis to precincts in Bagdhad. Election official Mohammad Saddam (seated next to election official Saddam Mohammad) reviews thousands of voter registrations which all appear to be from a single person: Mohammad bin Saddam … who lives in Saddam City on Mohammad Street.
Yes, these are the first two pages of the candidates running for President. Where are the other 27?
WTF? All these choices and you want a freakin’ WRITE-IN? Everybody in the freakin’ country is on this ballot!
I’ll take Blue Nose to show in the fifth. Now, about the trifecta…
OK, how many time do I get to vote in Milwaukee?
So, let get this straight, #1 is for Bucannan and #2 is for Gore and #3 is Kerry?
I’m sorry Sen. Kennedy, I don’t see anyplace where we could “Write you in”!
Geesh! And I thought the SAT’s were tough!
“I know this guy, and this guy, and this guy… don’t know this guy, don’t know him, do know him, know him, this guy beat me up for lunch money at school, he’s not getting my vote! Don’t know him, don’t know him, know him….”
vote? I thought I was taking the SATs……………
*sigh* I miss the days of either Saddam-yes or Saddam- a thousand times yes.
“Sorry Mr Kerry, your application for a purple heart is denied : you were never in Baghdad over Christmas…….”
“An Iraqi proves that Americans _are_ stupid by holding a better election that what passed for an election in Washington State.” — BBC.
You’re right Sen Kennedy! Voting is a losing cause. I’m going to run out and plant an IED on the highway right now!
Although well-intentioned, it was soon obvoius that Baghdad’s “ballot buddy” program was not working. After six hours and three fistfights, Shia Muhammad Hassan, and Sunni Hassan Muhammad, still could not agree on their vote.