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Guy back-right of Kerry: “Is that..?”
Guy back-left of Kerry: “Yeah. Toilet paper. Still think we should have cheated more in Ohio?”
Guy back-right: “Uh…”
Guy back-left: “Me neither. Guy can’t even wipe his own ass right, and he wanted to be President. We lucked out big-time.”
J.
“See, what did I tell ya? They love me!”
DON”T EAT THE BROWN ACID !
“Don’t cry for me, Argentina … er America.”
“See, even with 57 knives in his back, he still stands straight”.
Crap! BoiFromTroy already had it!
My Viet Nam lies were at least this big!!!!!!!
“yes, Tereza’s mouth is this big…”
I’m John Kerry…reporting to PARTY!
“Where’s the January surprise”?
“And I was this close to being President!!”
Guy in black woolen cap says “Hi, I’m from CSI Las Vegas and I would like to talk to you about your possible involvement in the murder of American Politics as we know it.”
I’m tellin’ ya’ Bob, that is *so* life-like it’s downright creepy.
“What’s the secret to my success in marrying mega-rich women? I’ve got a pecker this big!”
…..now i will cut my losses and enjoy a weiner THIS big, with TONS and TONS of HEINZ ketchup….
I coulda been a contenter, I coulda been somebody…
Officer1 – OK, Senator, you were able to say your ABC’s backward and walk the line. Now extend your arms out to the side, close your eyes and touch the tip of your nose.
Officer2 – Shit Bob. I think we are giving the DUI exam to the wrong senator from Massachusetts.
Kerry indicating the reason a Monica Lewinsky style scandal would not be possible during his administration.
See those people out there burnng the American flag and waving signs praising 9/11? Those are my kind of people; my citizens.
Alright People!!! Let me get a big Whoop Whoop for the man of the hour George W. Bush.
(I wish he would say that because then all the women who ever blew me off with when hell freezes over would have some issues)
What can I say… I f***ing blew it.
“It ain’t me, babe…”
At the alternative Inauguration in France, John Kerry prepares to leap into the crowd to be carried on their backs like a large sack of concrete.
So the truth won out over all my lies. What can I say!!!! Ya got me! Can’t blame me for tryin.
And proving there is a Simpsons’s quote for every occasion.
“Ironic, isn’t it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.” — Mr. Burns
Since I lost, they’re blue and they’re THIS big.
OH… IO… come on Senator Voinovich sing it with me!
Yes, Dick really is this big.
“Where’s Theresa?” Who the hell cares!! Let’s party Teddy Kennedy style!
Hey, what can I say? I lost by this much!
I’m good-looking. I’m rich. So vote for me for crissakes!!
Everyone shout! “Gregoire for DNC Chair!”, maybe then we can win one of those election things…
“Condi didn’t even offer me ANYthing up to, say, HERE, so she didn’t get MY vote!
And I’d like to thank insurgents everywhere for their support. Even though your votes were only counted three times each in Washington, there’s still hope! Next week, the moooooonnnn! If even a Senator from Massachusetts can be King, then you too can rule America!”
Theresa’s ass is getting bigger…
He is wearing a girdle!
People! My people!
“Sacre bleu, I’ll have you know that I won the Presdential election before I lost it by just this tiny amount.”
“I only lost by a nose!… my nose that is, so about this much?”
Come on, lets have a conference!
We were told that Mr. Fellini would be here for the auditions. You mean all of us are reading for an assistant??
“Think of it this way, ’cause I sure do: you get to go home to your little places while me, Tuhraaaykah and Soros get to go to IDAHO! Ha, isn’t that FUNNY?! But, never worry, ’cause when we run again in 2008, you get to vote for your rent increases THEN! Isn’t that FUNNY?! Health care, higher rents, more taxes and all that just ’cause of IDAHO! Isn’t that FUNNY?! NO? Hey, folks, tell me where it hurts ’cause I have two minutes here to listen.”
Are ya READY kids? I can’t HEAR you….
Ohhhhhh, who lives in a pineapple down under the sea……..
sidenote – not that there’s anything wrong with it…
Sure my Boston Patriots are playing at Heinekin Field in Pittsburgh this Sunday… but I’m sure Pedro Brady will pitch a great game for us!
Heh heh…..I admit it…my Depends undergarment just broke open! Sorry about the odor, guys. Pretty rank, huh? It’s all that French cheese I eat!
(guys in the background: “sacre bleu! Thees John Kerry…he iss full of shit, yes?”
“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS” -Al Pakerry
Man in black cap: “Senator…Senator…please…clear your throat, it’s making that weird choking sound again”.
“And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii, will always love meeeeeeeee”
Where the hell did everybody go?
“Et cum spiritu tuo…blah,blah,blah…and in conclusion my fellow Americans,I promise that you’ll get everything you’ve got coming to you. You have my word that I have reported,and still remain on duty. Rest assured that you’ll get it in the end if you just stick with me and stay the course.
…and when the stone is removed from the front of the cave,if I see my shadow there will be 8 more weeks of winter…