It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Kerry (doing his best Bob Ueker voice) – “I must be in the front row!”
You think Cheney has something to brag about? Let me tell you something: I have the most impressive liberal wiener of any liberal wiener.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A…
“Don’t cry for me, Argentina!”
(Kerry implores the Ohio delegation with the cheer…) – “Give me an O!”
“Missed it by that much.”
I was *this* close to winning!
No really, I was only this far from Cambodia. Heh, heh. Really. This far.
Come on guys…..Somebody has to tell him he lost!
If I can just get these dopes to like me, maybe I can still be President. (aide whispers something) I KNOW THE INAUGURATION WAS TODAY, EVER HEAR OF IMPEACHMENT!?
If I can’t be the president, maybe I can be the Pope…
I tried!
Dammit, BfT took the line I wanted!
Seriously, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
I was this close to Barbara and Condi’s cat fight…
(First guy behind Kerry) “I get the botox injections, but the buttock implants are just a cry for help.” (Second guy) “I don’t know.. If you tilt your head just right…”
( Said by the two gentlemen on the right)
“My God, he really does have a stick up his ass!”
I swear, I’ll do one better than Al Gore. I’ll grow my ‘I Lost The Presidency Beard’ out THIS far!
Are those Soros’ ankles peeking out from under that coat?
“Don’t blame me, I voted for…uhh…oh crap.”
“Feel my stomach, feel how hard those abs are? Ga-head, free punch to the stomach, anyone, go ahead, hit your best shot. Al Gore went all puffy but not the Ker-meister.”
Thank you all for coming out to our Victory Parade here at beatiful Fenray Park!
I still have a chance Dammit !!!!!!!
Ta-RAY-za wanted to come today, but these seats are really narrow, and she’s……..
“Who’s ready for 2008! …….. Anyone?! ….. Anyone? …. Bueller?”
Heard from the crowd below: “JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!”
Who says the French don’t shave their armpits?… see.
“And God spoke to me, telling me to go to Cambodia so that one day I could lead my people (the rich and whinny ones) to the promised land!” “No really, God spoke to me!”
Kerry: “Maybe if I hold my arms like so, people will mistake me for Jesus and I will get the religious right vote in 2008!”
I am the leader of the losers section all hail me…
“My ego is this big.”
It is sad really. Still, after all this time, young Eddie Munster is still living in his father Herman’s shadow (just above Kerry’s right hand).
HM: “Some day, Eddie, all of this will be yours!”
EM: “That’s a lot of failure for just one man, pop…”
and for the men behind him…
“I’ve always wondered who’s hand was up there, making the lips moved…”
Kerry: “I believe I can fly”.
Crowd: “WE BELIEVE YOU SHOULD TRY”!
“So you knew that I was BS’n you the whole time”?
“…shit in one hand…and wish in the other…”
“I surrender” (spoken in his best French accent)
After watching Ted Kennedy (D-MA) write his name in the snow during the Bush inauguration ceremony, fellow Massachusetts Senator John Kerry jibes back with some good natured one-upmanship: “Look Ted, I can do it with no hands!”
Hey look George, I put my purple hearts down my pants! Hands up who wants Terasa to fish them out with her teeth!
Teresa’s ass?? Yeah it’s this big!
“If you don’t want to hang around for Bush’s balls, feel free to help me get mine back from Teresa.”
Okay, okay, I cut the cheese.
As the crowd breaks up John Kerry runs to the podium to give his inauguration speech.
Guy in the read scarf, “Jeez what a putz!”
While overlooking a crowd of thousands of Republicans, John Kerry envisions the DNC’s 2008 campaign strategy miracle: The Parting of the Red Sea.
Four more years? Four more years. Of course, I’d be happy to serve four more years. Wow, this crowd really loves me.
“I dropped the baby, I don’t know why.”
“Shit Happens.”
“Hey – I’m still waiting for those recount results in Ohio…”
You want a piece of me?
Ok, lets say my head is the size of the sun, this would have been the size of the
Social Security shortfall by 2008 if the election had not been stolen out from under me.
So what – So let’s dance!
Ok I’m ready to be hung as the party martyr.