Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. Dean Satterlee January 21, 2005

   Kerry (doing his best Bob Ueker voice) – “I must be in the front row!”
2. Stephen W. Stanton January 21, 2005

   You think Cheney has something to brag about? Let me tell you something: I have the most impressive liberal wiener of any liberal wiener.
3. Dean Satterlee January 21, 2005

   It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A…
4. BoiFromTroy January 21, 2005

   “Don’t cry for me, Argentina!”
5. Dean Satterlee January 21, 2005

   (Kerry implores the Ohio delegation with the cheer…) – “Give me an O!”
6. Dean Satterlee January 21, 2005

   “Missed it by that much.”
7. Ranten.N.Raven January 21, 2005

   I was *this* close to winning!
8. Marty January 21, 2005

   No really, I was only this far from Cambodia. Heh, heh. Really. This far.
9. KelliPundit January 21, 2005

   Come on guys…..Somebody has to tell him he lost!
10. Smoke Eater January 21, 2005

    If I can just get these dopes to like me, maybe I can still be President. (aide whispers something) I KNOW THE INAUGURATION WAS TODAY, EVER HEAR OF IMPEACHMENT!?
11. Dave January 21, 2005

    If I can’t be the president, maybe I can be the Pope…
12. Brian January 21, 2005

    I tried!
13. meep January 21, 2005

    Dammit, BfT took the line I wanted!

    Seriously, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
14. OneDrummer January 21, 2005

    I was this close to Barbara and Condi’s cat fight…
15. player of blues January 21, 2005

    (First guy behind Kerry) “I get the botox injections, but the buttock implants are just a cry for help.” (Second guy) “I don’t know.. If you tilt your head just right…”
16. annie January 21, 2005

    ( Said by the two gentlemen on the right)

    “My God, he really does have a stick up his ass!”
17. OneDrummer January 21, 2005

    I swear, I’ll do one better than Al Gore. I’ll grow my ‘I Lost The Presidency Beard’ out THIS far!
18. bullwinkle January 21, 2005

    Are those Soros’ ankles peeking out from under that coat?
19. JimK January 21, 2005

    “Don’t blame me, I voted for…uhh…oh crap.”
20. puppets January 21, 2005

    “Feel my stomach, feel how hard those abs are? Ga-head, free punch to the stomach, anyone, go ahead, hit your best shot. Al Gore went all puffy but not the Ker-meister.”
21. Jack in TX January 21, 2005

    Thank you all for coming out to our Victory Parade here at beatiful Fenray Park!
22. Crerar January 21, 2005

    I still have a chance Dammit !!!!!!!
23. Jack in TX January 21, 2005

    Ta-RAY-za wanted to come today, but these seats are really narrow, and she’s……..
24. Robin Goodfellow January 21, 2005

    “Who’s ready for 2008! …….. Anyone?! ….. Anyone? …. Bueller?”
25. toddzilla January 21, 2005

    Heard from the crowd below: “JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!”
26. Robert January 21, 2005

    Who says the French don’t shave their armpits?… see.
27. JAT January 21, 2005

    “And God spoke to me, telling me to go to Cambodia so that one day I could lead my people (the rich and whinny ones) to the promised land!” “No really, God spoke to me!”
28. Watcher January 21, 2005

    Kerry: “Maybe if I hold my arms like so, people will mistake me for Jesus and I will get the religious right vote in 2008!”
29. The WASP January 21, 2005

    I am the leader of the losers section all hail me…
30. Jim Hines January 21, 2005

    “My ego is this big.”
31. SCSIwuzzy January 21, 2005

    It is sad really. Still, after all this time, young Eddie Munster is still living in his father Herman’s shadow (just above Kerry’s right hand).
    HM: “Some day, Eddie, all of this will be yours!”
    EM: “That’s a lot of failure for just one man, pop…”
    and for the men behind him…
    “I’ve always wondered who’s hand was up there, making the lips moved…”
32. Rick13 January 21, 2005

    Kerry: “I believe I can fly”.

    Crowd: “WE BELIEVE YOU SHOULD TRY”!
33. Rick13 January 21, 2005

    “So you knew that I was BS’n you the whole time”?
34. Randy P. January 21, 2005

    “…shit in one hand…and wish in the other…”
35. Terry January 21, 2005

    “I surrender” (spoken in his best French accent)
36. jmaster January 21, 2005

    After watching Ted Kennedy (D-MA) write his name in the snow during the Bush inauguration ceremony, fellow Massachusetts Senator John Kerry jibes back with some good natured one-upmanship: “Look Ted, I can do it with no hands!”
37. Rob Hackney January 21, 2005

    Hey look George, I put my purple hearts down my pants! Hands up who wants Terasa to fish them out with her teeth!
38. HeyMike January 21, 2005

    Teresa’s ass?? Yeah it’s this big!
39. Laurence Simon January 21, 2005

    “If you don’t want to hang around for Bush’s balls, feel free to help me get mine back from Teresa.”
40. RR January 21, 2005

    Okay, okay, I cut the cheese.
41. Eric January 21, 2005

    As the crowd breaks up John Kerry runs to the podium to give his inauguration speech.
42. Eric January 21, 2005

    Guy in the read scarf, “Jeez what a putz!”
43. jmaster January 21, 2005

    While overlooking a crowd of thousands of Republicans, John Kerry envisions the DNC’s 2008 campaign strategy miracle: The Parting of the Red Sea.
44. RightWingDuck January 21, 2005

    Four more years? Four more years. Of course, I’d be happy to serve four more years. Wow, this crowd really loves me.
45. Rodney Dill January 21, 2005

    “I dropped the baby, I don’t know why.”

    “Shit Happens.”
46. William Charnock January 21, 2005

    “Hey – I’m still waiting for those recount results in Ohio…”
47. pylorns January 21, 2005

    You want a piece of me?
48. BoSox Fan January 21, 2005

    Ok, lets say my head is the size of the sun, this would have been the size of the
    Social Security shortfall by 2008 if the election had not been stolen out from under me.
49. Drew - Dallas, TX January 21, 2005

    So what – So let’s dance!
50. Allium January 21, 2005

    Ok I’m ready to be hung as the party martyr.
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