OK, I’m officially declaring my “buy me” contest closed. It was fun, and it looks like I raised at least $700 for tsunami. But the time has come to pay the piper. Here are the topics and positions people “bought” during my brief adventure into pandering:
1) Doug Miller — “How can we meet the current military staffing demands without extending the current tours of Guard and Reserve forces?”
2) Scott — “Support a Rumsfeld/Romney Presidential ticket for 2008.”
3) Rightwingsparkle — “Describe how the Religious Right can reconcile itself with the South Park Conservatives away from the War On Terror.”
4) Vanshalar — “Describe why certain things have evolved as ‘gay stereotypes’ and why they’re unfair.”
5) Bill K — “make the case against President Bush’s tax cuts.”
6) Diane — “Indiana should not go on Daylight Savings Time.”
While I’m glad nobody went to out-and-out hose me with their challenges, some of those are gonna take some serious research and thought. I gave myself until the 28th to get them all written and posted, but I’ve already done some preliminary work on most of them.
My thanks to all of those who participated — with one notable exception. You can still go to hell, you obsessive freak.
OK, off to start writing…
J.
Indiana BETTER go on DST!!
Careful, the Daylight Savings’ Martyrs Brigade is ready to sacrifice their lives to prevent the adoption of Zionist Entity Standard Time.
I couldn’t believe I couldn’t come up with a topic although I had a few written down. Congrats by the way.
Um. who’s the “obsessive freak?”
Cindy
minnie?
well at least you have something to do for awhile. Don’t forget your friends.
Cindy
My thanks to all of those who participated — with one notable exception. You can still go to hell, you obsessive freak.
You put it out there…Tell us more, this might be better than all the other topics…Z
“Describe how the Religious Right can reconcile itself with the South Park Conservatives away from the War On Terror.”
Sweet. As the guy who wrote this:
http://www.techcentralstation.com/100702A.html
May I humbly suggest starting here:
http://stephenwstanton.blogspot.com/2004/11/announcing-libertublican-platform.html
I hope you come up with something a hell of a lot better than I did, because I want this sort of government to stay in power a long, long time. (No, I’m not religious. I just like religious folks more than anti-religious folks. I’m down with agnostics.)
Cindy, ZuD, I’m not saying that psychopathic swine’s name. But if you go to the comments thread where I announced this contest, you should be able to figure it out. Here’s a hint: I ended it here when I banned him from Wizbang, then went on and took the fight to his own page.
But he took up too much of our time already. This was supposed to be a POSITIVE thing, and he’s dragged it down enough.
Now I gotta figure out how to write my way out of this Daylight Savings thing without getting killed. I didn’t know it was a borderline RELIGIOUS thing…
J.
Interesting topic, RWS. You and Michelle Malkin helped push me to actually start South Park Conservatives, an idea that was kicking around for a few months.
😉
As for the spamming nonsense trollpig…
why does he
always write these long
diatribes…
is the most inane,
idiotic,
and visually obnoxious possible manner
???
Anyone…have…any…idea? Is
it
JusT a MenTaL …
iLn355?
JimK, to answer your question above, yes, a mental illness.
Btw, your link isn’t working.
Also, if you want to know why I ask Jay to blog on Southpark vs Religious conservatives, It started here.