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“Oy!”
“Vey!”
No Elizabeth! I said LEASH the corgis – not RELEASE the corgis!
Oh $h*t! You mean I get Carmella?
Boy…I NEVER thought I would miss Diana!
Kids! If I only knew….
“I wonder if I could have him bumped the way I did his mother…”
Where have I gone wrong? My boy is a Nazi!
Damned kids will cost me the crown yet!
Boy, there ain’t NO WAY you the fruit of my loins. When I get home I’m gonna punch yo’ momma right in the mouth!
….oh, wait.
In an effort to draw attention away from his son’s colossal faux pas, Prince Charles demonstrates the lesser-known and slightly-less-offensive “Inverse Heil Hitler” Nazi salute.
Is this what an aneurism feels like?
Dear God, reincarnate me as a tampon NOW!
I’m glad I went through that stage before the era of the digital camera.
Bend, you damn spoon, bend!
Bloody hell! come to think of it, I could have had a V8!
…Y-y-yes….I did tell him he could go in costume…but buggers….I didn’t say Roemmel for gawdsake…. the little wanker….
Your son became a Nazi? You’re a widower and you can’t marry your girlfriend? Your mum won’t die? Maybe you need Extra-Strength Excedrin.
“Sheesh, that boy is dumber than Diana!”
” Somehow there has to be a way to shift all the blame to Fox New and internet bloggers… What Would Rather Do?”
Gevalt! What a schmuck of a kid!
“…where did I see that article on the results of inbreeding?”
“God, please tell me the knucklehead is auditioning for the London production of ‘The Producers.'”
Oddly enough, his male friend does look a bit like Mum in that dress.
[context: “Mr Guy Pelly [friend of the Prince’s], who regularly accompanies the princes to England rugby matches, decided to dress as the Queen and chose a powder-blue dress, grey wig, long white gloves and a crown. “]
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,11944062%255E2703,00.html
If I only had the bloody URL to Wizbang so I could enter the weekend caption contest. Ah yes here it is – oh crap.
“Serenity now…. Serenity now.. ….Serenity now….”
Damn! He found the costume.
Well, I guess that explains all of that silly goose stepping he did as a child.
“Harry was bad enough, but I hope these pictures of William in blackface never get out!!”
or
Damn me, but where did he get the cigarettes? We’ve taught him better than that!
Waddaya mean the sun now sets on the british empire?
I’ll take dumb Winsor mistakes for 500 Alex.
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas… assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.
In just five minutes time I seemed to turn the aging clock back at least 12 years, thanks to your product…
I’m old, and the gray ghost had me. (see pic)Curiosity kept entering my mind, so I gave in and decided to give your product a try. The results were AMAZING! In just five minutes time I seemed to turn the aging clock back at least 12 years, thanks to your product. I use your natural dark brown and will continue to use it, because of all the compliments I received, and especially because it made me feel better about myself and my appearance. I just wanted to drop you a couple of lines to thank you for your fine product. I’m thinking about growing my Hitler mustache back and trying your mustache and beard coloring.
And the Vulcan Mind Meld is complete….. But wait… There is nothing going on in here.
“How many times have I told you… dress the HOOKER like the SS officer, not YOURSELF!”
Harry, Harry, mein Kind, du bisst so dumm….
“Oy vey, please don’t let that putz start singing, “Springtime for Hitler and Germany….”
THAT’s what happened to my shirt…
“Thank God they can’t vote us out.”
I taught him how to select a fine polo pony. I taught him which wines are the most select. I passed on my keen appreciation for seducing women.
Couldn’t anyone at those private schools have taught him about WWII???!
Has anyone seen my knickers?
I hope Harry did not see Karl and I role playing Gustapo in the bedroom last night!!
first the Harry thing and now I hear John Kerry is coming to dinner tonight……….
elitist idiot twit? which one?
“Gawd ! Still can’t get that effing awful Elton John song out of my head…..”
Bugger! If only I could remember the bloody telly number of those French paparazzi.
What the hell has Hewitt’s boy been up to this time ?
Boy, there ain’t NO WAY you the fruit of my loins. When I get home I’m gonna punch yo’ momma right in the mouth!
….oh, wait.
Great idea, Matt, poor execution:)
“I say, I cahn’t for the life of me understand how you could possibly be my offspring. When I arrive at the cahstle, I’m going to have a frightful row with your mummy. Marquess of Queensbury rules, of course.
…oh, dear.”
“Hail, headache!”
“Ein pferd, ein pferd ! Mein konigreigh fur ein pferd !”
[Richard III, with apologies to W.Shakespeare]