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Bill: “Ha, he’ll never have this sucker judged by Sunday.”
Heehee, no it wasn’t me that farted! The smellers the feller!
This Sega Genesis Rocks!!! It really is the digital age!
Man, the lab guys said controlling a brain implant is lots of fun, but this is just way too good!
Boy, this new sub $500 MAC is great!
Haircut at Fantastic Sams – $8
Spiderman II Game – The Quest For Kirsten’s Nipples – $46
X-Box Console – $110 on eBay
The ability to bang even the hottest of supermodels by simply waving a blank check even though you are a complete dork – Priceless
Bill: “Bwah hah hah! My complete domination of the world is almost complete! Mommy, is it time for lunch?”
He he he… The wiggles make me laugh.
Ain’t no way Stephen Hawking’s gonna figure out I hacked his wheelchair!
“The new MS Washingtonienne Interactive Game sure beats just watching Paris Hilton videos.”
Crab, GIVE me the receipe to the Krabby Patty, or I will destroy you….
Halo III – Fight the Alien Master Race that enslaves world population through high priced software before their evil leader spreads his genes to silicon injected supermodels.
Dr. Strangelove meets Dr. No.
“And now I’ll make Kerry flop back to his original position….”
Oh Master Chief, you complete me.
Bill Gates plays the latest XBox game—“Monopoly.”
“Ok–left, left, up, right, right, fire—and Tara Reid’s dress drops on cue.”
“Man, Linux is FUN!!!”
Bill thinks to himself: “I have no clue what I’m doing right now. I just bought a few companies out so my grand kids could have cool toys.”
“I love it when I get to the level where I can make David Boies fall into the pit full of pungee sticks!”
A screencap from “Leisure Suit Larry: Mogul Madness.”
“C’mon, dance, Greenspan—DANCE!”
I sure am glad I grabbed the “Tsunami” power block on level 13!
I’m saddened. I caught onto Wizbang several months back and have been visiting daily.
However, it saddens me to see how this once great site is slipping into the Mac vs Windows cesspool. The usual Mac Zealots vs Windows Groupies vs Penguin Pushers idiocy seems to have risen front and center here.
A real crying shame. Nice knowing you.
During a demontration of the latest in the GeekWare line of MS products, Gates is seen “accidentally” setting the VirtualDate to the ‘homerun’ setting.
Man, I need to get me one of these!
Say, this PS2 stuff is good! I Wonder what Sony stock is going for?
Bill reviews the new shrinkwrap license for all MS products:
“… a nickel a breath from every user!”
BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Bill Gates, pictured here playing Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, moments after he pushes his glasses up, snorts, and says, “I like girls.”
“Now Herr Torvalds, ve haf vays auf makeeng you talk…”
“I know this thing will work just as soon as the tubes warm up in the television….”
Dan Rather is easy to steer but the Michael Moore fart button is more fun…
“Ok, now watch this—I’ll make Barbara Boxer cry…”
“Let’s see, all I need is to manufacture a few more votes in Washington – then my new voting PDA will be ready for the DNC!”
“Man, Ballmer’s wishing he didn’t have my gig now, isn’t he?”
“Christine? How many more votes did you say you needed?”
The Bill Gates action figure. Push the botton and nothing happens.
And Mr. Pacman goobles up all the nasty ghosts.
Microsoft founder Bill Gates demos the latest Xbox game, which allows you to try on different hairstyles.
Bill Gates has an intimate moment with his wife.
“Blue screen of what now? Oh, that’s not a bug, that’s a feature.”
“Heeee …..hacking into my bank account… what a cool move…. how many zeros make a gazillion?….tee hee….”
Excerpted from the Rathergate Report: an actual photo of the documents being forged.
No, Mr. Jobs… I expect you to DIE!
“From my heart and from my hands/why don’t people understand/my intentions?”
It’s alive! ALI… oh, bugger. The monster’s blue-screened again. Igor! Get the ****ing jumper-cables!
Now what do I do? I can’t find the “any” key.
Don’t we have any other good games besides Halo?
Life is good – thanks to Viagra I am smiling again, playing neat video games and will now rename my company “Microhard”
“Best feature? Well, what you can’t see on the screen… is how I’ve connected this joystick to MY joystick!”