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Kerik:
“I’d like to thank the liberal media for allowing me this opportunity to trump the Chevy Chase ‘f*** Bush’ meme.”
President Bush thought bubble:
“So, Barney growled and Karen sneezed. I’m thinking that I need to take a closer look here. Maybe Rudy made a mistake, because Barney and Karen never do.”
From down the corridors of the White House, coming from the Press Corps, the background mumble of…”KARL ROVE DID IT!!!”
Hmmm panties, Stockings, a Wig..Wait No No No No
“If you say the war in Iraq is illeagal, like that Kofi. then I’m going to have your guts for garters, I’m watchin you.”
Who did you think you were going to work for ? Clinton ?
Kerik explains how he would personally frisk all passengers on air force one.
This Poon-Hound porked everyone in New York,but Hillary. At least he’s got that going for him.
What’s that dangling from his ear??? Hair Gel??? But he doesn’t have hair? WHAT THE!?!?
Damn, think where those lips have been. Heh…see if he gets any now…
What’s that smell?
George Bush would have unmasked the faker, if only he deduced that the faint whiff of tuna was from the mustache.
Bush later lamented,”I shoulda known, seeing how the captain here liked all them blue skinned babes on his five year mission, he’d be a sucker for skin skinned babes here on Earth.”
Bush wonders just how rich Kerik would actually be if ugly was nickels.
Kerik in surprise move to gain sympathy for his adulterous lifestyle admits, “I am a gay American”.
Counter to conventional wizdom (sic), Humpty could not be put back together again.
It’s really too bad I’m a conservative. A Jersey street kid who made it all the way to NYPD’s Commissioner and no one’s busted him until NOW? That’s the kind of security we need around here.
If you screw up my bid for Person of the Year I’ll…
“Ommigod, I just realized that Kerik isn’t bald, he’s just a solar-panel powered sex machine!”
“Gawd, I can’t believe this G. Gordon Liddy wannabe was getting a piece of that Fox Hotness Judith Regan!”
Read his lips. No new caption.
Bush wonders: “Hmmm, reckon what ol’ Spongebob’d do in a sichy-ay-shun like this.”
Bush: All I got for Christmas was this lousy mandate.