Now that the Awards are over, the REAL scandal, the most sordid aspect of the whole affair can be revealed.
Not only did I NOT win the “Best Essayist/Humorist From New Hampshire Without His Own Blog” contest, it was shamefully OMITTED from the polling!
I’m calling those lawyers the DNC had on standby. You haven’t heard the last of this, Kevin Aylward! The voice of the people WILL be heard, and CAN NOT be denied!
Rally the lawyers! THE EXIT POLLS SHOW THAT JAY SHOULD HAVE WON!
WHERE ARE THE EARLY POLLING DATA?
I DEMAND A RECOUNT (paid for by all taxpayers)!!
Well Jay for what its worth I’ve started thinking of you as the Garrison Keillor of the Blogosphere with your tales of Cow Hampshire. Though you probably live closer to Mt. Wobegotten than Lake Wobegone.
Jay, as long as Suzy is making those “Winner” logos, maybe you can have her do up a “Whiner” logo for you.
Jeebus, Jay….if you can’t manage a good 3000 words on the topic, I can’t imagine that you’d be able to compete for the award.
What’d you manage, like 75 words? I have trolls that can bitch for longer….:)
That’s funny. I voted for you in that category.
4,326 times over at Kos. *shrug*
I want to know what happened to my category: Best Blog That Never Should Have Seen the Light of Day.
I ca’nt beleve The Iraq War Was Worng Blod didnt’e win!
I dont’ know enyone who votede for Teh Modreate Voice (dhingers)
Evil Pundit’s post is hilarious. Thx. More categories for sure!
Outrage. I say! Outrage!
You should look into some absentee ballot shenanigans. Maybe you deleted some of your own votes.
You know, evil pundit’s website reminds me of Something awful jeffk’s site
EYE 4M L337 H4X0R!!!
TOO FUNNY- bitch, bitch, bitch!!