Now that the Awards are over, the REAL scandal, the most sordid aspect of the whole affair can be revealed.
Not only did I NOT win the “Best Essayist/Humorist From New Hampshire Without His Own Blog” contest, it was shamefully OMITTED from the polling!
I’m calling those lawyers the DNC had on standby. You haven’t heard the last of this, Kevin Aylward! The voice of the people WILL be heard, and CAN NOT be denied!