It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo:
Update: Winners announced. As is tradition, comments are now closed.
Weekend Caption Contest™
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Tell me Throckmorton, do you really believe this therapy will help my P.E.S.T. ?
Hopefull Dutch applicants line up for open cells in Abu Ghraib prison.
(Here’s one for Jay Tea)
Q: How can you tell this is not just another typical Saturday night in Cow Hampshire?
A: The dog is too excited.
Do these panities make my butt look to big?
Candidates limber up for the new reality show: Maureen Dowd’s Sure I Can Get a Date.
Man: Well, Kerryboy, you see that?
Kerryboy (Dog): Didn’t see, didn’t hear, didn’t do it, don’t know cuz none of those idiots against the wall belongs to me. Sheesh!
Liver spots. Bald patches. Gray hair. Geritol.
Decrepit. Calvin Klein’s Decrepit.
Introducing ‘Chippendales’ newest dance sensation:
The Trainspotters.
(Free dime bag with admission)
The visiting Massachusetts delegation decided, without hesitation, that San Francisco would NOT be on the short list of possible capitol cities for the new “United Blue States of America.”
More Ohioan democrats lining-up to vote today.
“Canine Caligula has requested your presence while we vet Cabinet nominees.”
The former Soviet Bloc has yet to catch up with the West in many areas. This photo, for example, illustrates what sociologists have termed “the Porn Gap.”
“Yeah and you Iraqui’s thought you had it bad” , God whats mom gonna think!
Entry: Sleazy but accurate.
Comment to all previous entries: Thanks for the laughs, fellas! I vote for Rin Tin Tin.
Prospective financial backers were ill at ease at the casting call for Maplethorpe’s “Lassie.”
Dateline 2035: Unrelenting in their stance since taking back control of the Democratic Party in 2005, the last surviving members of Moveon.org maintain their vigil in front of a dilapidated and mostly abandoned Democratic National Committee Headquarters
The line for tickets to Bush’s Inaugural Ball begins here!
(Photo bubble above 3 old men.)
Which one is gonna tell him that’s not what’s meant by getting head.
(Photo bubble of man on far right)
Not me I’m busy.
Open casting call at PBS headquarters to replace Bill Moyers.
This extremely rare early publicity shot of the “Village Idiot People” was thought lost forever.
A sauna, a hole in the ice and thee.
Now if you would just cooperate we can send the word
“idiot” to the American cry babies.
Target’s replacements for the Salvation Army Santas solicit donations outside the International Falls store.
I’m Barney Frank, I approved this message.
I don’t have a suggestion. I want to know what’s really happening in this picture. It’s gotta be funnier than anything we could ever thing of in the deepest, darkest corners of our minds.
I guess some people take facing a firing squad more seriously than others.
Having only enough rubles for one last gamble, Russian housing developers Nikolai and Arkady check on how their new “Castro-ski District” is coming along…
Democrats attempt to capture that good ole Bill Clinton “loving feeling” in their interview search for the next DNC leader…!
Dress no evil, Stand no evil, Smell no evil.
Line outside the Extreme Makeover Emergency Room.
Offensive, but funny…
The Mens Dyslexia Foundation of North Falls, Montana cheers up the crowd with their stunning rendition of the Village People’s Y-M-C-A.
When they named their new blog “Villainous Company” they surely were complying with the precepts of truth in advertising………
[with humble apologies to Cassandra]
Bernie Kerik’s unexpected announcement suddenly revived the selection process and the remaining candidates gathered together once more.
As much as Elton John and his band abhorred [and I mean abhorred] the demeaning rigmarole of a Taipei Immigration Dept. full cavity workout, the promise of a packed stadium of E crazed fans and bags of luchre seemed to make up for it.