HomeEntertainmentYour Corespondent At The Billboard Music AwardsYour Corespondent At The Billboard Music Awards Kevin December 8, 2004 Entertainment 7 CommentsI’ve got the camera phone at the ready. Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Anna Nicole Smith, and Tara Reid are all expected to be in attendance. What could go wrong (for them)? Dick Clark- Rocks, Rolls and Recuperates And the Democrats wonder why they keep losing... Related Posts ‘Harry Potter’ Actress Urges Men to End Gender Inequality MSNBC’s Schultz Says Gays ‘Really The Ones Persecuted’ in Nazi HolocaustA "Wonk" Not Making Penis Joke (We Hope)…About The Author KevinKevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.7 Comments Marcus December 8, 2004 Kevin, you need to start bringing your loyal readers and fellow bloggers on these little trips with you. I’ll make the sacrifice and be the first to go. Debra December 8, 2004 let’s see… (in this order)sex, drugs, rock and roll, alcohol and a little bare breastie…..how many rolls of film do you have? You may actually be able to retire early on the commission from the pics! Chuck Simmins December 8, 2004 I’m rooting for a wardrobe malfunction. Or a public psychotic break. Confederate Yankee December 8, 2004 The good news is that, with Kevin there, at least one pair of underwear will be present…We hope. shabooty December 8, 2004 Kevin is doing his thing. Soon I bet he’s gonna come out with a line of handbags. Rick13 December 8, 2004 Not to sound like a “stick in the mud”, but, if I want to see brainless tarts I can just rent a porn! McGehee December 8, 2004 I wouldn’t attend an NBA game or a music awards show without a helmet and body armor.