This evening, when I got home, I found my apartment mate (also heterosexual male) had left a flyer on the kitchen table.
“Caring for your new genital piercing”
Crud, there goes my appetite for the evening…
J.
Even grosser update beneath the fold:
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Well, it could have been a flyer titled “So you have a STD!”
Ask your apartment mate if he’s got any photographic evidence he’d be willing to share. 😉
No appetite? I guess a hot dog is out of the question.
If you smell anything rotting tell him to check his frenum stench.
Yegads! “Genital” and “piercing” are two words that should have never been used in combination. Hmmm, look at the time, it’s cookie tossin’ time. Ralph, anyone?
I think that if you killed him, you’d have a strong case for it being self-defense.
Yegads! “Genital” and “piercing” are two words that should have never been used in combination.
To be honest I find using these to words together to be perfectly acceptable as long as they are used in a sentence correctly, along with other words like ‘Saddam Hussein’ or ‘Osama bin Ladin’
See. That’s exactly why I use a clip on.
I can’t imagine getting one of those. In my case, the target would retreat as soon as the needle took aim.
ewww. thanks so much for sharing….NOT
Um, a new clothing style. For those hippier than thou blokes who want to proudly brandish their latest piercings, a flash chain that connects the piercing.
The chain would run through a superbly designed opening in the clothing to swell designed catch on the outer garment. This would be their ‘discreet’ announcement of their proud ownership of a genital piercing.
/puleeze pull my chain!
Anyone else reminded of the MTV music awards spoof of the Lord Of The Rings where some comedian used the One Ring as the basis of a Prince Albert piercing? (And if you’re already squicked by the subject, DO NOT google “prince albert piercing”. An image search is right out!
This is why I live alone.
That’s why I never got drunk and passed out when I had roomies. Can’t trust ’em.
Dark, warm, moist . . . how the hell do they not have a chronic infection? Can some one explain that to me?
julie: to state the not so obvious to all those crazed males who get these piercings, the real danger of infection is with female partners. D’oh: piercings, laden with bacteria, keep them to yourselves, please.
Definite “overshare” here…