Does anyone have any idea WTF Anna Nicole Smith was blathering about last night on the American Music Awards? Better yet, can anyone name the combination of drugs and/or alcohol she was under the influence of?
Update: The video has surfaced, so you can watch for yourself.
Can anyone tell me what combination of drugs and/or alcohol it requires to WATCH the American Music Awards show?
We used to call them “goofballs”; combining amphetamine and barbiturates, they produce the observed Anna Nicole Smith effect. Like dead drunk but mobile. You can add alcohol if you want, but you won’t notice the effect.
She was clearly hopped up on some bad Trim Spa.
“It’s Trim Spa, Baby!”
All I know is that crappy awards show took the place of two great shows…Desperate Housewives and Boston Legal….DENNY CRANE!!!!!
Is it just me or are her and Michael Jackson’s looks starting to converge?
are her and Michael Jackson’s looks starting to converge?
WOW, you’re right!
Can anyone tell me what combination of drugs and/or alcohol it requires to WATCH the American Music Awards show?
I can’t speak for everyone, of course, but in my case it’s called wife.
It appears she’s suffering from prolonged exposure to helium.
Dude…it’s Michael Jackson!
Whoa! In real life, these people pitied.
ARE pitied. ARE pitied. (I couldn’t cancel quick enough.)
I was too busy looking at her mams to hear anything she said…ZZTop Pearl Necklace anyone?
What! Boston Legal was preempted for that? Ugh. (I hadn’t checked TiVo to notice as yet).
– Heh … Apparently her publicist browses WhizBang! and got to the publishers fast….They put a block on the direct link to the video and pulled it from the article…. “Protecting the brand name and one remaining brain cell (non-functional)”….
– I never watch the AMA’s…But if this is any indication of the typical fair they should consider a “Most suffering viewer” award….
Maybe she was wishing she’d managed to bag Cheney.
Actual transcript from ANS’s appearance last night:
ANS: (unintelligible)
In college some friends of mine and I had the misfortune of renting “The Piano” since it was supposed to be Oscar worthy, etc. That’s when we came up with the not so cryptic use of a person’s sirname if refering to their, ehem, untouchables. For example:
Holly showed her Hunter
or
Harvey showed his Keitel (eeewwwww)
“Dick showed his Cheney” seems redundant. What does a person do in such a case? Is it like there never being an end to asking “Why”?
Whoa! Wrong thread… guess it’s appropriate here, eh?
Maybe instead of getting “Wizbanginged” Anna Nicole’s Smith got Cheneyed…
Michael Jackson has tits now?
Eccch. Retch.
Osama Bin Laden got away with 22 billion from swindles involving UN Oil For Food.
Maybe she’ll go after him… or perhaps Sufa Arafat?
I don’t know why I ever thought she was good looking.
I hope her late husbands got their money’s worth — but I doubt it.
Stop picking on my woman!!! I’ll handle this. I’ll get her home and give her a good spanking. LOL
Yes Anna Nicole, you’ve been Wizgangbanged.
Ugh! I thought she’d look better when she lost weight. Apparently not.
She looks like RuPaul.
When she first showed up on the scene, back in the early nineties, she was one of the most striking women I had ever seen. And, even now, I still think she’s beautiful, but…what a freaking whack job.
And, yes, Boston Legal was preempted for that crap.
I salute you, Denny Crane!
This totally ruined my Sunday night. I love Desperate Housewives and Boston Legal. It’s the only night have to relax and watch a bit of well scripted TV hi-jinks. There are too many awards shows and they are all over rated.