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– Erm…I’m guessing I made a mistake and this isn’t the audition line for the Victoria’s Secrets Christmas catalog….
“But it’s equal opportunity!”
Ho ho ho. Who wouldn’t go?
Christmas on MSNBC – “Singing Pundits”
from left to right: Keith Olbermann, Larry O’Donnell, Joe Scarburough, RON REAGAN, Joe Trippi and Chris Matthews.
Crystal blushed as she realized the contest was which Santa had the best “Ho Ho Ho,” not which was the best Santa Ho.
“Putting the ‘ho’ back in ‘ho ho ho!”
J.
“One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong…”
J.
“Who wants to come sit in mylap?”
“Alright, which one of you clowns took the North Pole
“No, I’ve got a better idea. YOU sit on MY lap, and I’ll give YOU a present.”
Proving once again, that despite being unable to regulate their temperature indoors, women can go bare legged in the harshest of outdoor conditions.
Veronica knew she was going to be the top fund raiser among the charity santas this year.
…and for those of you who have been REALLY bad…
…and for those of you who have been REALLY bad…
Some felt that the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy of the Santa’s Helper Corps may be in need of further review
PLEASE, tell me her beard isn’t real…..
when flat-chested girls get denied at Hooters….
– ….Oh and Ronni you’ll be covering the Rosie O’Donnell Christmas bash….Any questions?
OK Miss, this is when we slide down the chimney. I’ll go first.
A song comes to mind. Hmmm…”One of these things, ain’t like the others.”
Nothing says “Merry Christmas, boys and girls!” like stiletto heels.
There was the briefest stunned silence when the newest Santa asked if the experienced men could give her ‘lap sitting lessons’. . . chaos ensued shortly after
“A dozen protestors showed up at the statehouse today, protesting Ohio’s new ‘Defense of Santa Amendment’.”
Cindy Lou Who, who is now 22, joins to Santa Brigade to reclaim Whoville from that foul Grinch.
Nicole Kidman hasn’t had her fill of 10-year old boys.
Will the real Dick Cheney, please stand up…..
Having gained considerable knowledge in the art of “Naughty or Nice” enticements, Lyndie England, chose to apply her new skills toward more gainful endeavors.
At least he’s an honest Santa!
“Santa Claus is coming to town”
Andy Dick loses yet another bet with Tom Green.
Coming this December: Bill Clinton in Bad Santa II!
Ho, Ho, Holy shit Santa had a sex change!
Maddog
The outgoing Governor of New Jersey spiced up the otherwise staid Governors’ Christmas Photo Op.
The “Don’t ask,Don’t tell’ policy takes hold across all corporate America
Jenna Jameson decides to make a holiday movie.
“My ass is freezing…!
“Vixen! Back to the sleigh!”
Yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus.
Despite having serviced her 35 husbands prior to their long global journey,Mrs Claus shows absolutely no symptoms of developing ‘bowlegs’.
Silk Stocking Stuffers
“Ok then, do all the Santa’s have the address of their assigned party? Wait a minute. Ok, where is the special order Santa for 15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua, NY?”
“Sex change or no sex change! Once a Santa, always a Santa!” Krissy Kringle was heard chanting as they led her away from the annual Santa Convention.
“That’s it…will somebody please tell the French guy to get outta the line…”
The number of female applicants fell once it was explained what the “Mamas” were expected to do in “Hells Santas”
Bad Santa? If you’re lucky.
Saint Nicole (AKA
Coming in December: Nathan Lane in La Cage Aux Faux Ho-Ho-Ho!
After giving up his Senate seat and losing his bid for Vice President, John Edwards decides to earn some holiday money as a Santa’s helper.
Okay, now we just need two more HOs.
What I wouldn’t give to be one of her elves….