HomeOdd NewsWhat Kind Of Oompa Loompa Is This? What Kind Of Oompa Loompa Is This? Kevin November 10, 2004 Odd News 18 Comments A newfangled kind evidentally… From Ain’t It Cool. Willie Wonka And The Chocolate Factory poster here. Arafat Still "Mostly Dead," Now "Partially Buried" Another One Bites The Dust Related Posts Double Jeopardy We won’t get off The Unwanted Murderer About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 18 Comments Jay Solo November 10, 2004 Sad. Very sad. As Deb said when she saw the poster over my shoulder: “Johnny Depp? What an insult to Gene Wilder!” Rodney Dill November 10, 2004 My first thought was, cool, John Ashcroft’s new job. Robert Crawford November 10, 2004 That’s not an Oompa-Loompa. It’s Mork from Ork! andre3000 November 10, 2004 That’s not an Oomp-Loompa. The coloration’s all wrong. And Depp as Willy? So does he play it like Edward Scissorhands or Gilbert Grape or Jack Sparrow or Mort Rainey? Donnie Brasco, maybe? Sorry, I don’t see it. Besides, Wilder’s still alive (and only 71). McGehee November 10, 2004 Ed Wood. moseby November 10, 2004 You’d think michael moore would be perfect as the post gum chewing Violet Beauregard but I heard from an insider that he’s been auditioning against scale models to be cast as the WHOLE FACTORY. larry bernard November 10, 2004 No your all wrong its Maddie Halfbright caseyjones November 10, 2004 You are all wrong…It is Walter Mondale! McCain November 10, 2004 Zealous new OMB Director lives his motto: “Red ink is OUR problem.” Rodney Dill November 10, 2004 Obviously belongs in a Bush state. Geo November 10, 2004 Jose Jimenez, the reluctant astronaut. MikeAdamson November 10, 2004 I watched Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders on Canada’s Space Channel last night. Very strange. Watcher November 10, 2004 Am I crazy, or is that the same guy they used as the scale double for Frodo? Norman November 10, 2004 Oompa oompa oompa di do. Henry November 10, 2004 They probably refrained from putting little green men to avoid offending midgets…oops…”smaller statured americans”. Keith November 11, 2004 Oompa Loompa Doopidy Dumb I’ve beginning to get rather glum They’ve taken another childhood classic from me Next they’ll make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into pornography. Maureen November 11, 2004 He looks like the alien from that Brady Bunch episode with the UFO. Well, I certainly don’t want an Oompa Loompa after that. Veruca probably won’t either. MahaRichie November 11, 2004 This guy HAS to be the leader of the ‘Pantyhead Birigade’of Weekend Caption Contest entrants.He HAS to be!!!