A newfangled kind evidentally… From Ain’t It Cool. Willie Wonka And The Chocolate Factory poster here.
What Kind Of Oompa Loompa Is This?
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Sad. Very sad. As Deb said when she saw the poster over my shoulder: “Johnny Depp? What an insult to Gene Wilder!”
My first thought was, cool, John Ashcroft’s new job.
That’s not an Oompa-Loompa. It’s Mork from Ork!
That’s not an Oomp-Loompa. The coloration’s all wrong.
And Depp as Willy? So does he play it like Edward Scissorhands or Gilbert Grape or Jack Sparrow or Mort Rainey? Donnie Brasco, maybe?
Sorry, I don’t see it. Besides, Wilder’s still alive (and only 71).
Ed Wood.
You’d think michael moore would be perfect as the post gum chewing Violet Beauregard but I heard from an insider that he’s been auditioning against scale models to be cast as the WHOLE FACTORY.
No your all wrong its Maddie Halfbright
You are all wrong…It is Walter Mondale!
Zealous new OMB Director lives his motto:
“Red ink is OUR problem.”
Obviously belongs in a Bush state.
Jose Jimenez, the reluctant astronaut.
I watched Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders on Canada’s Space Channel last night. Very strange.
Am I crazy, or is that the same guy they used as the scale double for Frodo?
Oompa oompa oompa di do.
They probably refrained from putting little green men to avoid offending midgets…oops…”smaller statured americans”.
Oompa Loompa Doopidy Dumb
I’ve beginning to get rather glum
They’ve taken another childhood classic from me
Next they’ll make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into pornography.
He looks like the alien from that Brady Bunch episode with the UFO.
Well, I certainly don’t want an Oompa Loompa after that. Veruca probably won’t either.
This guy HAS to be the leader of the ‘Pantyhead Birigade’of Weekend Caption Contest entrants.He HAS to be!!!