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41: “Mom and I sure raised you up right, son.”
(I know it’s not funny. But I kinda got a lump in my throat thinking about how proud Daddy Bush must be).
43. I don’t think Kerry is ever going to hit out of that sand trap.
41. That’s because he’s using a number three wood.
After delivering the punch line in his Bushwood Country Club joke, W realizes he had completely forgotten about his father
41: Hey Pops, now that I’ve got’n myself re-elected, can you take back Colin Powell? He’s really getting on my nerves.
43: He can’t be that bad.
41: In debate prep, he served as the practice opponent for my disagreeing scowl. I think I ended up overdoing it.
oops, switch 41 and 43 in that entry.
NF, Too late. You only get one crack at funny.
Speaking of which…
43: So then I called Jacques at 4:00 AM France time and hung up AGAIN! Karl and I laughed and laughed.
41: Okay so let’s talk about Kim…
43: Yeah, we got him good! We airlifted 10,000 copies of “Team America” into Pyongyang. Watch the little peckerhead suppress that!
Dad, did you fart?
Sorry son. You remember your mom’s meatloaf, dont you?
“Dad, please speed up — at this rate we won’t get to the second tee before nightfall. And will you please turn off that turn signal? It’s been blinking for the last twelve miles!”
“The more I play this game, the better I like it, but I still hate it.”
41: “Where in blazes did all thee damn bunnies come from?”
43: “Protein Wisdom.”
41: “Son, you mother and I have been keeping something from you, but now that you’ve won a second term we can’t deny it any longer.”
43: “I’m adopted, aren’t I?”
GHWB: Son, did you see the boys over at Wizbang! had a picture of Barbara up yesterday? Her nipples were stickin out so far you could
43: Now what?
41: Dunno, never made it that far.
43: …maybe take out Iran?
41: …Or North Korea…Kerry was practically begging you to do it.
43: Yeah…well we gotta give the boys in uniform a break first…maybe right before the next election…give Hillary something to have a cow about.
President Bush and his father, react to the news that Alec Baldwin and Barbra Striesand will not be moving to France as promised…
Saddam
“You know, dad, you may be old and sleeping, but you still drive better than Ted Kennedy.”
“No, son, I DON”T think reaching out to Jayne Smiley would help….”
“Want some more of those gin soaked raisins, Dad?”
“No, at my age I’m more partial to Scotch and Prunes.”
I’m thinkin about plantin corn this year.
43: “Is that where all the dems keep their 9 irons?”
41: “Nope, just the ones that want to be President. Explains a lot, doesn’t it?”
Bush Sr.: Son, I told you, I can’t help you be president again.
W.: Come on, dad, we make a great team.
Bush Sr.: But YOU are the president. Now go to your room.
[W. pouts in disgust.]
43 was speechless as Tara Reid stumbled onto the fairway. 41 . . . YOWZA!
#41:”Thank God they have the ‘geese patrol’ out today,those birds make an awful mess on the course…”
#43:” Dad,see that tall guy in camouflage..doesn’t he look just like my oppone…Hey,that is Senator Kerry!
Look Dad! Is that John F’n Kerry with his head buried in the sand trap?
George 41: Guess the newer models really are better.
Eagle. Birdie.
“I’m beginning to understand what you meant about those hemorrhoids, Dad.”
“Yeah. Ain’t it a bitch?”
Don’t despair, Dad. Ole Saddam is going to get his due. I already have his ass in cold storage.
I already delivered his sons on a gurney. We’re cool, Dad. Osama cannot be far behind!
W: Dad, whooping the Taliban and Saddam was hard work. But it ain’t nothing like the tough job of kicking liberal ass. Man, I’m beat.
H.W: Heck, I got tired just watching you son. I tried to warn you, those liberals are just tetched. There’s no cagier opponant than angry democrats backed by the MSM.
W: Hard work…tough job.
H.W: You did good, son.
Amended at the end:
W: Dad, whooping the Taliban and Saddam was hard work. But it ain’t nothing like the tough job of kicking liberal ass. Man, I’m beat.
H.W: Heck, I got tired just watching you son. I tried to warn you, those liberals are just tetched. There’s no cagier opponant than angry democrats backed by the MSM.
W: Hard work…tough job.
H.W: You did good, son. Now, let’s roll.
Lunacy
Dumb and dumberer.
Oops, sorry. Thought I was at the DU site….
Bush (left): “So, DAD, are you gonna’ go around him or not?”
Bush (right) (senior):
“Hey, there, Moore, I said, ‘get outta the way!”
As a drunk, angry, Michael Moore wrestles with Secret Service…
41: “Who knew he’d take it THAT badly?… Such a sad sight.”
43: “Yeah, I don’t mind the fact he wanted to slap me as much as I’d really wish he was wearing something other than that robe… Ewww.”
43: Dad, I know you felt sorry for him, what with him losing his job, and all. But Rather has to be the slowest damn caddy we’ve ever had.
41: Yes, I know, I know. But have you ever seen a grown man try to put his testicles in the ball washer like that?
43: Heh. Stupid MSM.
41: Won’t they get confused about which Bush President is which in the history books?
43: Nope, I’m the one with the two terms, plus they will remember me for the exportation of Michael Moore.
GB 43: Hey Pop, is that Tom Daschle over there mowing that green?
GB 41: Awww jeez!!!
(Hey, this time I got the numbers right…I think 😉 )
“I’m with stupid”
“Y’know Dad, what this golf cart really needs is four-wheel drive and some big mud tires.”
“Son, I already told you, I don’t drive in the rough just because some MoveOn type lies down in front of me.” <bump> “Besides, it’s more fun this way.”
“Yeah, the studded tires musta really hurt.”
Dad?
Yeah?
How long till this Botox stuff wears off?
“The scary thing is, Dad, Kerry’s biggest mistake mighta been not movin’ to Texas when he was a kid.”
41: Yup…at this juncture…that Jenna sure has a nice little tush on her….
43: Dad…
41: Ya know, your Mother, once upon a time, had an ass you could bounce a quarter–
43: La la la la la…I’m not listening, Dad!
“See Dad? I told you mine were bigger.”
“Y’know, Dad, I just can’t stand those rich New England blueblood types. Present company excepted, of course.”
“So dad, which golf ball do yo hit farther, the Carvile or Clinton?”
“I hit a Massachusetts liberal ball the farthest, but the damn thing always hooks left.”
“So, Son: when are you going skydiving? I’ve got several jumps on you.”
“True. Maybe if I’d ever got shot down I’d have discovered I like it too.”
“Get out of the cart. You’re walking the rest of the course.”
Presidential Links.
“You’d think I’d have learned by now not to pull your finger, Dad.”
“I still love the sauerkraut, son, but it doesn’t love me anymore.”
“Come to think of it son, a wedge would have been the way to go on that last one.”
“I just gotta work on my game, dad. You know, that Kerry told me he played in the Masters in 1980… or maybe ’79…”
I love the smell of fresh cut fairway grass in the morning…..smells like….wicktory.