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Georges Bush Jr. and Sr. demonstrate the thrill of victory.
FORE (more years)
“No, Dad. You’ve had 6 mulligans already.”
Dad. Stop pouting. I just think it’ll look a little too nepotistic to name you Attorney General.
“When I said ‘Let’s see you get your ass out of that godforsaken sand trap’ I wasn’t talking about Iraq, son. But now that you mention it…”
Now, watch THIS drive. Punk.
The Presidents Bush look on in disgust as, in what he claimed was a “protest”, Michael Moore eats his tenth consecutive goat.
41: You know what this means, don’t you son? Now that we’ve made it to the 18th hole, it’s only a matter of time before I have to see your mother, again.
43: Whoa, dude. I’m not going there.
41: Son, I have to tell you something. In the end, not winning a 2nd term was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me. I didn’t have to see Helen Thomas’s face EVER. FRICKIN’. DAY.
43: Dad, she retired.
41: Hmm… who do you think will be the Democrat candidate in 2008?
No, I told you, Dad. If you lose the bet we made about me actually getting a second term and you didn’t, you have to be MY caddie for 4 years. Be thankful I’m at least letting you drive a cart.
GB 43: So this is what it feels like to bitch slap a Massachusetts Liberal?
GB 41: Don’t get too cocky boy. You may have won re-election but I beat mine by 315 votes.
GB 43: You’d think after that they wouldn’t run another one? And they call me stupid.
Dad, you’ve never told me I wasn’t supposed to pee in the hole.
“Don’t gloat, don’t gloat, don’t gloat…”
Top 8 captions:
8) Dad, I know you wanted Kerry’s head on the tee, but the best I could do was Lockhart.
7) Son, you really ought to reconsider your mulligan shot. Bouncing the tee shot off the remains of the DNC is worth blowing your score over.
6) 41 – I know that you beat my majority vote total, but you don’t have to gloat
43 – I’m not gloating (snicker). Aw heck! I am gonna gloat
5) 43 – So who do I have to pay off over at Halliburton and Diebold for keeping this election so close?
41 – Shhh, you never can tell who is listening in…
43 – Heck, they know we know that they’re listening in and we caught their BS on the memos. And the exit polls. So what’s a few thousand votes among friends.
4) Damn, I knew this course had hazards on it, but the bloated carcass of Michael Moore on the 18th is a bitch to overcome, even for a scratch golfer.
3) Son, you know if you ever try to top me again politically, I’ll wrap that 9 iron around that neck of yours.
2) Dad, you don’t have to get upset over my mandate. I’m just trying to get your tax returns to come in lower than Teresa Heinz Kerry’s.
1) Read my lips, fore more years!
43:Was That Helen Thomas?
41: Yeah.
43: I know what you mean….
41: Makes you want to burn every bed in the world doesn’t it?
43. Yeah.
41: How ’bout That Elinor Clift?
43: Dont Go There Dad. Just.dont.go.there…
41: Heh…
43: Two Terms old man, Two Terms.
41: Changed your diapers, smartass.
43: I’m gonna be changing yours if you dont watch it.
(Long Silence)
41: Love ya, Son…
43: Love you too Dad…
“Dad, I just don’t understand how you got a 12 on that last hole.”
“Well, its like this, I missed the 10 foot putt for 11.”
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43: “I’m not gonna lay-up, I’m going for it.”
41: “Wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture.”
“This game just isn’t as much fun without Rodney (Dangerfield)”
Hey Dad, you’re taking us in the “Wrong Direction”. The people want me to move this cart forward.
“Stop by the pro shop and get Kerry some balls.”
“Eddie Bauer…you?”
“Land’s End.”
GB 41: I’d like to think I won this second term for you, Dad.
GB 43: No, Son. You won this second term for AMERICA.
“Battery’s gettin’ lower, son. Get out and help Neil and Jeb push.”
(voice-over)
“The impact of the spoiled pork rinds on the Presidents Bush was etched on their faces.”
Moseby, and it would really be funny if you switched the numbers around.
41: More protesters?
43: yea, just wait and watch..
BANG!!
43: got em.
41: that’s gotta hurt!
43: Geez, it’s bad enough that Krugman and those DU’ers are setting themselves on fire in the parking lot, but does Tuh-Ray-Sah have to streak out here naked?
41: I know, son. Put her in that spider hole.
“You hit the wrong ball, with the wrong club, at the wrong hole.”
43: I thought Rather was banned from this club?
41: Me too. At least I had those NYT idiots blackballed.
43: Dad, you think Kerry’s gonna have blue balls for awhile?
41: Son, speaking from experience, I can honestly say – yes.
41: Yep.
43: A-yep.
41: Heh, heh, heh.
43: Heh.
41: Son, I think your scoring has a deficit.
43: Dad – watch. I’ll erase it on the back nine.
W pauses after 41 explains why there are notches on the presidential bed post in the White House.
Grumpy and Sleepy play golf.
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W: Well, I’ve got four more years of free course passes.
HW: Payback’s such a b****.
-“Son, this golf stuff is just not as much fun as skydiving.”
-“I know what you mean Dad. We played 9 holes so far and I didn’t get to kill a single terrorist yet.”
43: Sigh. Those blue state / city folk just don’t get it, do they Dad?
41: No, son, they don’t. Never have. Never will.
43: Thanks for teaching me to have a spine.
hey dad, the Secret Service guys were telling me that they were rooting for me to win because if Kerry won, they all have to learn to windsurf –
“Come on dad, stop bitching and pay up the five bucks! I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square.”
Works better the other way around:
“I won re-election with a third party candidate fair and square! Now stop bitching and pay up the five bucks, Dad!”
Jeez dad, how many times do I have to tell you to lay off the burritos on golf day.
Bush 41: Oh gosh son, I hit that Liberal in the head with that last shot. D’ya think he’s hurt bad?
Bush 43: Don’t sweat it, pop. They all have plates in their heads. It’s a good thing you did hit him in the head. Otherwise you might have actually hurt something. Now watch me hit this ball.
The mood turned south after W made an ill-advised one termer joke.
Was that John Kerry or a squirrel we just ran over?
43: Dad, tell me again, how Bill Clinton beat you in ’92. Heh heh heh heh heh.
41: If we weren’t surrounded by secret service…
Bush I: Man what a mess, the whole reporting pool wiped out with one golf cart.
W: Hey I warned them that we were going to have a lot of fun the next four years. I think Donaldson got the worst of it, what do you think Dad?
– Damn….I got freekin’ poo-lit-ical capi’tul…Did dya’ever think I’d have that when I was growin’ up Pop….
– Son….your Mom and I were just praying you wouldn’t park the car in the neighbors swimming pool….
Joint thought bubble: BARNEY!!! Not HERE!!!
Ah, come on, Dad! You said I could drive once I got elected for real…
Who say’s you can’t teach your Father a thing or two?
#43:”Just my luck..I have a four o’clock meeting,and we have to wind up playing behind Teddy Kennedy and Gerry Nadler”
Unbeknownst to both Presidents Bush, Michael Moore took this picture to attempt to prove where Bush was on election night.
“Dad, do you think I should have Rove kill Osama now?
43: Wadda ya think pop, Hillary goin’ to be the Democrat nominee in 08?
41: Yeah, maybe Jeb should be the Republican nominee and beat the bitch.