WIZBANG EXCLUSIVE: Via a “little birdie,” Wizbang has an exclusive on the first draft of the Kerry concession speech:
I called the President this morning, and I told that incompetent liar, that the harsh rhetoric was out of hand. This was a time for healing and that we now had to deal with important issues, like the war he mislead us into.
I told him that while we disagreed on his taking food out of the mouths of hungry babies to give it to his fat cat friends at Halliburton, it was time to bring the county together.
We had a good talk about the fact that he killed Christopher Reeve and I how if I were President he’d still be making superman movies.
I told him just because he was dumb and I was smarter than him, I was not bitter about losing the election even though we all knew he stole this one and the last one down in Florida.
We also spoke about how he is dividing America with his harsh rhetoric like “Freedom is on the march” and “We need to support emerging Democracies.”
So my friends, this part of our fight is over. But we’ll keep fighting the assholes, have no fear. I know they’re a bunch of stupid hicks who voted for Bush but now is not the time to talk about that. Now is a time of unity.
So let’s work to bring the country together and start the healing process. I told the president he needed to work with us to heal the country. Even if we all know he’ll fuck it up like he fucked up Iraq.
Good thing Bob Shrum rewrote it.
Anyone hear from Michael Moore yet?
To George W.:
I know it
Ya think Kerry was counting on those last minute electoral votes from France?
Alas, I guess it
I called the President this morning, and I told that incompetent liar, that the harsh rhetoric was out of hand.
Exactly.
Oops hit post too soon. I mean that is exactly how I heard it.
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The morals to be learned here:
1. Don
I listened to the concession speech, and something struck me.
If this guy is such a leader and wants to work with the President on getting his agenda forward, why isn’t he immediately being considered for Senate Minority Leader? Why isn’t he pushing for that newly-opened positioned?
Because he’s a fraud, folks. He was never the kind of leader he claimed to be, and he lacks the faith of his fellow Democrats.
Welcome to politics. Remember to wash your hands before sticking your finger down your throat.
well said Jeff !
…with one slight adjustment;
6. When you go into a character war, you better bring your “character”.
To call JFK’s cry baby speech gracious is just another example of dishonesty in the “mainstream” media. He want to “heal” only if Bush abandons his principles. It was as bogus as Rather’s “apology”.
The media really think we are dumb!
Kerry tried but could not conceal who he truly is: a traitor and professional anti-war protester. He had it all going for him: a MSM that were in the tank for him, the entertainment industry including Hollywood stars and rock stars, the publishing industry and booksellers, academia and miscellaneous big mouths whom are adored by the schmucks in the MSM. And yet with all that in his favor, Kerry turned out to be a loser.
BTW, Senator Arlen Spector is already showing that he’ll side with the Democrats when Bush nominates judges to the Supreme Court. He warned Bush not to nominate judges who are “too conservative” or “anti-abortion.” In other words, Bush should nominate Liberals.
Draft?!?! Did someone say “Draft”?!?!?!
This speech would have been better and G.W. might have understood the easier words.
Obviously a phony speech, you rotten fabricator! Not a single mention of serving in Vietnam.
What kind of fools do you take us for???
well said Jeff !
…with one slight adjustment;
6. When you go into a character war, don’t bring all the “characters”
Michael Moore
George Soros
Al Franken
Bon Jovi
The Boss
Dixie Chics
and last but not least,
John Edwards
God, how I’m gonna miss watching the show!
After I voted for George W. Bush I put a booger on the kerry/edwards button….heh heh
MAN! Why didn’t I think of that!
“I was not bitter about losing the election even though we all knew he stole this one and the last one down in Florida”
What’s scary is that just this sort of thing is being claimed on some liberal blogs; they’re unable to grasp that more people voted for Bush because Bush is the better man, and have endless wild theories about how the election results were faked to hide the “fact” that everyone actually voted for Kerry. When will they understand that they’re dinosaurs who are so out of touch with real Americans that it’s amazing they get ANY votes?
dulce you found me out!
Great stuff Jeff. I too would “adjust” lesson 6:
when you go to a character war, things will go better if you go as yourself!
dulce; priceless post! You made my sides ache.
“BTW, Senator Arlen Spector is already showing that he’ll side with the Democrats when Bush nominates judges to the Supreme Court.”
*@!# Arlen Specter and the Dem jackass he rode in on. I know him not. I have expressed this sentiment, if not in these words, to Senator Frist. Go and do thou likewise.