HomeKerry WatchPoseur Alert Poseur Alert Kevin October 28, 2004 Kerry Watch 37 Comments Congratulations to the Boston Red Sox on winning the World Series. Too bad this guy is trying to jump on your bandwagon… The Choice Arafat Sent To France For Treatment Related Posts Beware An Idiot In Candidate's Clothes Was Kerry's Discharge Status Changed? EXCLUSIVE: Draft of Kerry Concession Speech About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 37 Comments Jim October 28, 2004 “I knew that Manny Ortiz would break the curse of the bimbino!” Kerry looks like Stan Laurel in that pictire. Greg Schreiber October 28, 2004 Did he hear that Schilling endorsed Bush on TV this morning? annie October 28, 2004 Last week when Kerry proclaimed himself “giddy” over the Red Sox making the World Series, I thought that was a strange word to use in a sports setting. It now appears that this is the new “in word” in the sports world, at least in the Miami Herald. On the front page they displayed a picture with the caption “The Red Sox form a giddy pile after winning the World Series” (Sometimes I wonder if I’m reading to much into the liberal bias issue) Albino October 28, 2004 Man, what a douchebag! What, does he think he’s from Massachesettes or something? Can you believe he’s trying to pass himself off as a lifelong fan on the Red Sox? What a phony! Oh…wait…he is from Massachusettes. He is a lifelong Red Sox fan. Never mind. steve October 28, 2004 Unfortuntely for Lurch, the Sox marquee player, Curt Schilling, endorsed President Bush on National TV today. truth peddler October 28, 2004 “The way the Red Sox battled this post season reminds me of when I was in Vietnam…” Shaun October 28, 2004 Being a lifelong Massachusetts resident doesn’t necessarily make you a Red Sox fan. The fact that he doesn’t know the name of the team members shows how much of a fan he really is. Stephen Macklin October 28, 2004 Take me out to the tarmack take me out to the plane buy me a glove and a brand new ball I throw like a girl and I hope I don’t fall Another Thought October 28, 2004 Everytime Kerry does one of these goofy photo ops he only makes himself look more ridiculous…just like any nerd trying to look cool, or anyone transparently trying to be something they are not… Others have noticed how Kerry’s hat is brand new…not the sign of a longtime fan… Another Thought October 28, 2004 Everytime Kerry does one of these goofy photo ops he only makes himself look more ridiculous…just like any nerd trying to look cool, or anyone transparently trying to be something they are not… Others have noticed how Kerry’s hat is brand new…not the sign of a longtime fan… Bruce October 28, 2004 As a true lifelong Red Sox fan, and a resident of Boston, let me say this. Kerry’s a fair-weather bandwagon fan if ever there was one. Where was that hat when the Sox were down 3 games to none to the Yankees? I’ll tell you where mine was. On my damn head. Does anyone think for one second that Kerry would be wearing that hat if the Sox had been swept by the Cards? No. Friggin’. Way. What an opportunistic grab-ass. What would Manny OrTEZ think? rorochub October 28, 2004 My wife and I were watching that appearance at lunch. He came running down the stairs pointing to his hat and then he grabs this black girl in the front row and kisses her like he’s never kissed a girl before. A big long smooch. My wife and I look at each other and at the same time say “What the heck was that?”. It was a little strange to say the least. Not a friendly handshake line peck on the cheek. This was an all out bend her over backwards suck her lips off kiss. Really bizarre. -S- October 28, 2004 That lower lip thing: “Me, Mr. Stupid Warrior! Oh, yeah, women waaaant me!” I bet Kerry thinks that letter on his hate means “mmmeeeeeeee!!!”. The guy betrayed his country and betrayed his fellows and he’s got no where to go but down. -S- October 28, 2004 Kerry is really counting on him winning. He really needs it. ~HE~ needs it. I notice how his flagrancy emerges at these times when he assumes he’s been successful in a game. And I don’t mean baseball…Kerry’s negative gaming is what I mean. The false pretense of the ‘weapons’ issue is what Kerry seems to regard as one of his winning games. He is growing more and more repulsive with every passing hour… -S- October 28, 2004 My caption offering: “So, O.K., then, Satan wears a black cap!” tony October 28, 2004 How dare you all call him a fair-weathered fan! Didn’t you see him in St. Louis last night? He must have been just 30 yards from first base when that last out was made! (A story he can share with everyone when he runs the NYC Marathon in a couple weeks, of course!) Editor, Living Room Section October 28, 2004 Someone has to say it… It’s the lucky cap from the special ops guy going into Cambodia. He’s finally brought it out of the attache for the public to see. Jim October 28, 2004 You know, the more I see Kerry the more I’m convinced he’s a wannabe prop comic. Just looks at his photo ops. Either he’s wearing a bunny suit or he’s dressed in a bomber jacket (something naval officers didn’t wear in Nam) or he’s wearing a hard hat or he’s wearing a cammo hunter’s outfit or he’s earing a baseball cap. I’m probably missing some of the props, but you get my drift. What an assclown. Roberto October 28, 2004 I think someone should tell the Bush campaign to have President say something to the effect, “It seems popular today to wear a hat to show support of a certain team. Well, I want to congatulate the Boston Red Sox on their accomplishment. They played hard and they deserve it. As for me, I always wear the hat and colors of my favorite team.” And at this point, the President dons a red, white and blue cap, with a great big “USA” on the front. Go Bush !! Michael Mahler October 28, 2004 I took the liberty to edit and ad to Stephen Macklin’s prose… I hope he (and all) find it worthy! TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLOT BOX Rance October 28, 2004 Ever since Calvin Coolidge wore the war bonnet, pol have been doing things that look stupid when caught on camera. Witness the Prez healing the sick: http://snipurl.com/a3g9 (or is he just letting her sniff his watchband?) bullwinkle October 28, 2004 Jean-Fraude Kerry just can’t get it right, he has Boston’s vote sewed up, now he’s managed to piss off New Yorkers and every other state that’s team DIDN’T wn the series. That picture alone will cost him thousands of votes in one of his main strongholds, New York, and their neighbors in Jersey aren’t too happy about it right now either. He can afford to lose quite a few votes in New York, but Jersey is in play. SteveL October 28, 2004 Kerry is a lifelong DC resident. We in Massachusetts don’t want him, and he can’t pretend to be “from here”. He’s certainly no Red Sox fan. postit October 28, 2004 Scandalous, I mean it’s not like Dear Leader would ever do something so crass as turn up to a Nascar event in Air Force One now is it! Andy October 28, 2004 Bullwinkle, I’m surprised you allude to his French roots. I understand he was disowned for failing to follow family tradition. He still hasn’t surrendered! I guess we’ll just have to cream him, the phony. Rodney Dill October 28, 2004 “Take me out to the Poll game, Let me pump up the crowd. Buy me some voters and Legal hacks, Give my opponents a knife in the back, So go vote, vote, vote the Liberals, If I don’t win, then Dubya’s to blame I’ve got one, two, three Purple Hearts, for the old Poll game.” (Another version I already used at I Love Jet Noise) Tig October 28, 2004 That looks like one of those leather caps, as well, so I ‘spect that cost him tons of votes from the PETA crowd. sjdoss October 28, 2004 This picture makes him look like that special needs kid you went to school with, you know, the one that rode the short blue bus. I can almost see the backpack and square metal lunchbox. Tig's second take October 28, 2004 Now, is anyone really sure that the “B” does not stand for Bush and here we find Kerry showin’ his support for the one he really believes should win the election. That’s a good story and I am stickin’ with it. 😉 BJ October 28, 2004 Hey Schilling is going travel with Bush to rallies at the Verizon Wireless Arena and the Pease International Tradeport!!!!: http://www.theunionleader.com/articles_showa.html?article=46232 I bet Kerry is jealous… Tom October 28, 2004 Got to hope this picture is spread far and wide in New Jersey so all the Yankee fans know where his allegiances are. And that they remember GWB’s triumphal pitch at the 2001 World Series. Bush in 5 Days October 28, 2004 Postit, It’s OK, we know Kerry is a big Nascar fan too – remember: “Who among us does not like Nascar?” I’m sure that once the election is over and he’s back (part-time) at the Senate he’ll be spending plenty of time following all the races. Jim October 28, 2004 Everytime I visit WizBang and see the photo of that assclown (I still think he looks like Stan Laurel — Edwards’ wife look like Oliver Hardy) I’m reminded of how many jerks we have in the country who want to make this guy president. And Rance, it was Kerry’s “Little Me”, John Edwards, who claimed Kerry could heal those invalids in wheelchairs. And the knucklehead Libs cheered like the wackjobs they are. LOL michaelt October 28, 2004 albino, Kerry is a douchebag and a turd sandwich. Josh October 29, 2004 Any man who would put himself over the Sox is not a true fan. As a Red Sox Republican, Kerry’s pandering sickens me to no end, and Curt Schilling and Keith Foulke are refreshing, patriotic, personalities that I can relate to. Kerry jumped on our band wagon so fast that Edwards is suing “Manny Ortez” over whiplash. Go Sox. JORGE PELAEZ October 29, 2004 IT ONLY TOOK BOSTON 86 YEARS TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES, SEE YOU IN 2090 !!!! dave October 30, 2004 Kerry is a worm. This bandwaggon jump is very consistent with his track record of cowardice. The stunt reminds me of how Hillary insisted on being a Yankee fan from way back – shameless. The Yanks haven’t won since NY voted her in. Hey Jorge, it’s the curse of Hillary! You have to wait until ’06 to reverse your curse. Here’s hoping W wins in a landslide before Kerry curses the Sox again.