HomeHumor"I Give You Back Elian, Now Vote For Me" "I Give You Back Elian, Now Vote For Me" Kevin October 18, 2004 Humor 31 Comments "There Is No Flu Vaccine Crisis!" Expectations Work For Bush Related Posts Whip It Good! Fisk Fisked Bailed out About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 31 Comments Alfonzo October 18, 2004 Vote for me or the kid gets it! Sean October 18, 2004 This whole f*#@ing crowd and you pick me a Bush supporter?!?! Jim October 18, 2004 “Does this look like a lesbian kid? I asked for a lesbian kid!” Jennifer October 18, 2004 This is that kid that gave him “money” to make america better. It galls the hell out of me when people take money from kids like this. It would be a more impressive gesture for him to say, “Thank you, son but why don’t you go put this in the bank for your future?” I just do not like this whole exploitation that happens I am sure on both sides. It just is oogy. Hunter October 18, 2004 – Is there a campaign rally picture in existance that doesn’t show at least one Kerry/Edwards poster upside down?…. – I guess the simple answer is even his election posters have to take every posible position…. Frank Martin October 18, 2004 See! Even Dennis Kucinich likes me! DBub October 18, 2004 “I believe that it would be wrong to abort a child at his age…. but would never force my beliefs on you so go for it!” HOTROD October 18, 2004 PUT THE MICROPHONE DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE LITTLE BOY McGehee October 18, 2004 “If I open my mouth this wide, I should be able to swallow him whole.” -S- October 18, 2004 “He says his uncle liked the crack cocaine he got when he registered this kid! Oh, hahahaaha, screw America!” Jim October 18, 2004 S, so you heard that story about the crack-for-votes program instituted by the Democrat Party. That’s some political party, huh? I wouldn’t trust that bunch to supervise a dog kennel much less the defense of the USA. Hunter October 18, 2004 – Daaaammmmnn kid…you bite even harder than my kinky wife when she’s been hitting the raisins… John October 18, 2004 See I told you there were 2 Americas! jack rudd October 18, 2004 Wasn’t this the kid who said he stole money from his dad to give to Kerry? And Kerry accepted it?!? As Lynne Cheney said, this is a really bad man. Jim October 18, 2004 Is that the kid who stole for Kerry? Wow. So why didn’t they arrest John Kerry for aiding and abetting a larceny and endangering the welfare of a child? If the kid stole the money for Kerry, then Kerry’s in possession of ill-gotten lucre and he’s encouraging a child to commit crime. Psssst, sheriff, arrest that clown… I mean man. LOL. Rodney Dill October 18, 2004 “FRODO HERE SAYS HE’S VOTING FOR ME DUBYA! SO THERE NYAAAA!” LargeBill October 18, 2004 Shhhh, don’t them ideas. Next week he’ll be promising to go get Elian back. But that promise will only be made in Spanish so the rest of us won’t find out. Jinx McHue October 18, 2004 First this small child… THEN THE WORLD!!!!! MUAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Rich October 18, 2004 BRAINS….BRAINS…..GIVE ME BRAINS!!!! RICH D Carter October 18, 2004 You’ve seen me play soccer. You’ve seen me play football. But you haven’t seen ANYTHING ’til you’ve seen me do dwarf tossing! Kevin October 18, 2004 Kerry: “This young man just told me he has already voted for me three times in the Florida early elections! Isn’t democracy grand?!” Jinx McHue October 18, 2004 Kerry: “I don’t fall down. This little S.O.B. knocked me over!” HOTROD October 18, 2004 I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE GOOFIEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA Jim October 18, 2004 “Now, what’s your bid for this young, virgin boy untouched by human hands? …do I hear 4 votes? Five votes? Can I get 6? Do I hear 6? Ah, six from the trial lawyer from North Carolina… sold to the shyster who sounds like Forrest Gump. “Now what do I get for a nicely developed young lesbian? Do I hear 4 votes?…” McGehee October 19, 2004 BRAINS….BRAINS…..GIVE ME BRAINS!!!! Bad news, Senator: eating brains doesn’t make you smarter. spacemonkey October 19, 2004 BEAR…TRAP…IN…BACK…PACK! OneDrummer October 19, 2004 Ha Ha Ha… The kid really did pull my finger. Can you believe it? Rich October 19, 2004 Well Gawwwwwlllleeeeee……..Gomer Pyle finds a new fan. Rodney Dill October 19, 2004 “AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!! The little Sh*t just hit me in the balls.” Stephen Macklin October 19, 2004 Hey,Theresa, This kid says he’ll wash the Bus for $3. moseby October 19, 2004 Oh Lilly!!!….make sure Eddie here gets back to the bus OK…there are liberals around, ya know!! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!