"I Give You Back Elian, Now Vote For Me"
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Kevin
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
Vote for me or the kid gets it!
This whole f*#@ing crowd and you pick me a Bush supporter?!?!
“Does this look like a lesbian kid? I asked for a lesbian kid!”
This is that kid that gave him “money” to make america better. It galls the hell out of me when people take money from kids like this. It would be a more impressive gesture for him to say, “Thank you, son but why don’t you go put this in the bank for your future?”
I just do not like this whole exploitation that happens I am sure on both sides. It just is oogy.
– Is there a campaign rally picture in existance that doesn’t show at least one Kerry/Edwards poster upside down?….
– I guess the simple answer is even his election posters have to take every posible position….
See! Even Dennis Kucinich likes me!
“I believe that it would be wrong to abort a child at his age…. but would never force my beliefs on you so go for it!”
PUT THE MICROPHONE DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE LITTLE BOY
“If I open my mouth this wide, I should be able to swallow him whole.”
“He says his uncle liked the crack cocaine he got when he registered this kid! Oh, hahahaaha, screw America!”
S, so you heard that story about the crack-for-votes program instituted by the Democrat Party. That’s some political party, huh? I wouldn’t trust that bunch to supervise a dog kennel much less the defense of the USA.
– Daaaammmmnn kid…you bite even harder than my kinky wife when she’s been hitting the raisins…
See I told you there were 2 Americas!
Wasn’t this the kid who said he stole money from his dad to give to Kerry? And Kerry accepted it?!?
As Lynne Cheney said, this is a really bad man.
Is that the kid who stole for Kerry? Wow.
So why didn’t they arrest John Kerry for aiding and abetting a larceny and endangering the welfare of a child? If the kid stole the money for Kerry, then Kerry’s in possession of ill-gotten lucre and he’s encouraging a child to commit crime. Psssst, sheriff, arrest that clown… I mean man. LOL.
“FRODO HERE SAYS HE’S VOTING FOR ME DUBYA! SO THERE NYAAAA!”
Shhhh, don’t them ideas. Next week he’ll be promising to go get Elian back. But that promise will only be made in Spanish so the rest of us won’t find out.
First this small child… THEN THE WORLD!!!!! MUAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
BRAINS….BRAINS…..GIVE ME BRAINS!!!!
RICH
You’ve seen me play soccer. You’ve seen me play football. But you haven’t seen ANYTHING ’til you’ve seen me do dwarf tossing!
Kerry: “This young man just told me he has already voted for me three times in the Florida early elections! Isn’t democracy grand?!”
Kerry: “I don’t fall down. This little S.O.B. knocked me over!”
I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE GOOFIEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA
“Now, what’s your bid for this young, virgin boy untouched by human hands? …do I hear 4 votes? Five votes? Can I get 6? Do I hear 6? Ah, six from the trial lawyer from North Carolina… sold to the shyster who sounds like Forrest Gump.
“Now what do I get for a nicely developed young lesbian? Do I hear 4 votes?…”
BRAINS….BRAINS…..GIVE ME BRAINS!!!!
Bad news, Senator: eating brains doesn’t make you smarter.
BEAR…TRAP…IN…BACK…PACK!
Ha Ha Ha… The kid really did pull my finger. Can you believe it?
Well Gawwwwwlllleeeeee……..Gomer Pyle finds a new fan.
“AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!! The little Sh*t just hit me in the balls.”
Hey,Theresa,
This kid says he’ll wash the Bus for $3.
Oh Lilly!!!….make sure Eddie here gets back to the bus OK…there are liberals around, ya know!! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!