Next question, from the gentleman in back in the red pajamas….
"Who Are Those Guys?"
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Next question, from the gentleman in back in the red pajamas….
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
“I’m Tom Brokaw…”
“I’m Dan Rather…”
“And I’m Peter Jennings, and we’re…”
<in unison> “…reporting for duty, Sen. Kerry!”
Call Tom Ridge! Theres a blogger in the crowd and he’s got a laptop strappes to his chest!
Dan: “What is that Tom?”
Tom: “I don’t know. Never seen anything like it. What do you think it is Peter?”
Peter: “I’ve heard of it, I think its light. It has something to do with the truth.”
Dan: “Never saw it before.”
Tom: “Nor have I”
Peter: “Could some one turn that light stuff off? We are much more comfortable in the dark.”
Guys, we can’t all be “see no evil”. Two of us have to be “hear” and “speak”.
These guys need to fess up to their bias. Remember the Richard Clarke book and the huge welcome he got on the MSM’s? And CBS’s failure to reveal their parent company published to book?
Well, here is a quote from Josh Howard (60 Minutes producer): “If you’re looking to deflect attention away from the content that was in the Clarke piece,this is a good way to do it.”, Josh Howard, Executive Editor of “60 Minutes”, “and we walked right into the trap. The idea that we have any political bias is silly”…”We want to make news. That is our agenda.”
He said it, I did’nt. MAKE the news? Oh yeah.
Source: Davis Bauder, AP Television Writer, article 4/11/04, entitled “60 Minutes Incident Brings Spotlight To Issue of Corporate Ties And News.”
Peter and Tom have no choice than to come to Dan’s defense, since all three bloviators have been selecting and distorting and prevaricating for decades.
Several years ago Rush Limbaugh referred to shining the light of truth into liberal caverns of darkness. Now we know what he meant.
These guys seem to be asking, “What do you mean, our time is up?”
Jawa got there before I could.
(slips into Andy Rooney mode)
“Did you ever notice Dan never uses the proper hand? I hate that.”
“Who’s the loudmouth in the back? Dan, isn’t that your credibility?”
“Can’t be, my credibility died back in the ’80s. Yours, Tom?”
“Mine walked out on me fifteen years ago. Haven’t seen her since. Been a long time, but I don’t THINK that looks like her…. Peter?”
“I have never had any, but if I had, do you think I’d have the poor taste to go with one that had an AMERICAN accent? No, boys, had I any credibility, she’d say ‘aboot’ properly. Or she’d be French.”
“So who IS that loudmouth in the back? Security, we need help here.”
What do you mean, this is a lineup?
Do you think they’ll notice I’ve got my hand in my lap?
“The jig is up, guys. Tom Ridge learned about our sympathetic broadcasts on bin Laden.”
“You want the truth? Talk to the hands!”
We salute you comrade Putin.
Okay, everyone look to the Left and salute.
More MSM fraud and shananigans:
http://www.dinocrat.com/archives/2004/10/02/a-promise-fulfilled-by-evan-thomas/
From Rathergate to Pollgate: Newsweek
With respect to the photo, the Three Dinosaurs shielding their eyes at the flash created by the comet strike.
Hasta la vista, baby
Three veterans proudly showing their years of military experience as they sharply salute the President of the United States !!
“Okay, everyone look to the Left and salute.”
Better than looking to the right while goose-stepping.
polo,
The obligatory nazi reference, the sure sign of an asshat.
At the joint press conference the anchormen from the three broadcast networks respond to the question – “Could you give us some indication of how deep you are in the tank for the democrats?”
Brokaw, Rather and Jennings scan the horizon for the next pajamaheeden jihad…..
“It’s quiet out there,”
“Yeah, too quiet.”
“Yeah, they’re coming soon.”
Group think? What group think? We’re all independent “reporters”. Ask us!
All hail our fearless leader, Michael Moore…. (note the slouched, sloppy salute which reflects the lack of discipline of their reporting duties….
Somewhere over the weekend, I saw an article that Tom Brokaw (whom I used to like) saying that the internet bloggers are committing “jihad” on Rather.
Then an older article saying “Rather is on his way out.” which he should be.
Like Mike – who’s missing in this photo shoot 🙂 he lied too when he really did assault those officers while picking up his meatloaf dinner.
Time to retire guys.
~C
Oh my gosh,
Just read the comments and never laughed so hard; you guys are just so friggin funny!!
~C
OK, I have to ask this – who actually came up with the word “asshat?”
~C
I’ve been wondering that myself….. good question..
Dan Rather shrewdly switches to a right handed salute in order to prove his journalistic independence…
Kinda like this guy?
As a Security Detail moves in to remove an audience member who was disrupting the session by pouding on a drum,and drooling on a person sitting in front of him…while shouting incoherent comments…
Dan:What the hell was that on the guy’s head …and what in Gods name was he shouting about?
Peter:To me it looked like he had a large pair of ladies pantie’s on his head……..and he seemed to be screeching something to the effect..”Maha is a big meanie”whatever that relates to,I don’t know.
Tom:Poor soul……obviously a disturbed individual….maybe he’s a Canadian.
Peter That’s a low blow Tom.
Dan:(thinking) there but for the grace of God go I.
polo – I LOVE that there guy! And yes – the Poodle DID forget Poland!