Kerryloompa

13 Comments

1. Bookworm September 29, 2004

   Now THAT’S funny!
2. david September 29, 2004

   I haven’t seen that movie in a while, but if I recall correctly, the teacher of the boy who goes to the chocolate factory(Charley) looks exactly like John Kerry during his anti-Vietnam days. Its the whole horse-face thing. Look into it, and put up a side by side comparison. Maybe you can convince people that he was doubling as a bad acotr in addition to being anti American.
3. david September 29, 2004

   I haven’t seen that movie in a while, but if I recall correctly, the teacher of the boy who goes to the chocolate factory(Charley) looks exactly like John Kerry during his anti-Vietnam days. Its the whole horse-face thing. Look into it, and put up a side by side comparison. Maybe you can convince people that he was doubling as a bad actor in addition to being anti American.
4. david September 29, 2004

   I haven’t seen that movie in a while, but if I recall correctly, the teacher of the boy who goes to the chocolate factory(Charley) looks exactly like John Kerry during his anti-Vietnam days. Its the whole horse-face thing. Look into it, and put up a side by side comparison. Maybe you can convince people that he was doubling as a bad actor in addition to being anti American.
5. Mike September 29, 2004

   Doesn’t anybody see the strategy here?

   Kerry can now claim that he was exposed to “Agent Orange” while he was in Viet Nam.

   Freaking Brilliant, I say.
6. Jim September 29, 2004

   The dynamic here is that the Republicans have been able to make Dems — with the help of Kerry and Company — a big joke. This morning on FNC, I watched a debate between Republican and Democrat strategists. The Democrat started with the new Kerry talking points and became rabid in his delivery, while the Republican strategists just quoted Kerry’s differing positions and kept laughing at him.
   And then the zinger: The GOP woman asked the DNC girlie-man: Which John Kerry will show up on Thursday night for the debate? No reply as the DNC girlie-man gritted his teeth. Once a candidate becomes a joke to the American people, he’s finished. Look at Michael Dukakis.
7. SJ Doss September 29, 2004

   Mr. Kerry is a man of all seasons. Now that it’s fall, he opted for a rich autumn-like hue.
8. firstbrokenangel September 29, 2004

   I can’t stand any web blog that dedicates itself to Kerry – no thanks.
   ~C
9. Laurence Simon September 29, 2004

   “What do you get when you’re waffle on air?
   Screwed in the head, but he’s got pretty hair.”
10. Bruce September 29, 2004

    The truth of this is just too funny. I’ve gone back and read some descriptions of the first presidential debate between Kennedy and Nixon. One phrase that stands out was “Kennedy was TANNED and rested.” If Kerry disappears from public view between now and the debate, it’s probably because he’ll be taking a lengthy nap.
11. Jim September 29, 2004

    I read elsewhere here something to the effect that we can tell the Democrats are going bonkers when they start painting their candidate orange.
12. Radio September 29, 2004

    We’ve overlooked a possible reason for Kerry’s striking new visage. Recall please, he’s been posturing as a hunter this electoral season. Because he’s so bright, he knew that blaze orange was required in the field; he just had an equipment malfuntion with the spray can (recall his well documented earlier problems with potential explosives) he was gonna use (not bright enough to realize you don’t paint yer duds).

    Or he could be trying to pose as a Vol supporter so Glenn Reynolds would answer his e-mails..
13. The WASP September 30, 2004

    I was going more along the pumpkin head line, but this is funny stuff..

    I let the dogs take on his latest comments at my cartoon blog hope you like it1