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“I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”
Why thank you. It IS great to be the smugest, richest man in this room (even if I didn’t earn a penny of it. Now THAT’S the democratic way…..)
At the end of his closing statement of the first debate, Mr. John Forbes Kerry says:
“Mr. Bush, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. but I can tell you one thing, Mr. President, after having inserting this hand up your behind and having smelled it, you’re no Jack Kennedy. And I can assure you, Mr. President, I know what Jack Kennedy’s bum smelled like. The sweet aroma has been seared, seared into my memory.”
You there. Yes, you there standing with your back to me in the 3rd row. I applaud you!
I’ve been waiting 33 years to put the knife in your back a 2nd time. Thank you for this grand opportunity!
Spare a handout for the next ex-husband of Teresa?
My friends, Cambodia was right here. I was that close and that is the truth. It was Christmas or was it in January or was it
I can’t get this smell off my hands.
DrDigits,
Shouldn’t that be:
What is the sound of one hand flip-flopping?
“OK, Simon Says. Raise our right hand… Bob Dole, your out again”
(whispered) “Get’s ‘im everytime.”
“Dan Rather reporting here at John Kerry’s speech to a group of veterans. Mr. Kerry has raised his hand and the crown has hushed in silence. Everyone is eager to hear him speak. Wait a minute, I am getting a message in my earpiece, there there has been a short circuit and fire is flying from wires located in the back of Kerry’s neck. …Ah, ladies and gentlemen, we will break away to bowling on CBS until we have an update.
A short time later Kerry’s head explodes
“Why did you fools bother with the Reserves when you could have just shot and cut yourself three times to get out of Vietnam?”
Take my wife…please!
“So go ahead, McAuliffe, crucify dubya, I was my hands of the whole thing, after all this is International Talk Like a Pilate Day…What’s that you say…Pirate?
“So go ahead, McAuliffe, crucify dubya, I wash my hands of the whole thing, after all this is International Talk Like a Pilate Day…What’s that you say…Pirate?
(dang type-o)
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.