It’s Friday, that means so it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Things are going to work a little different this week. Among the many pictures I took but didn’t have a reason to use I found this gem. The young lady was a self styled RNC protester, who decided to “roll her own” homemade sign. Apparently all she had handy was a sheet of 8.5″ x 11″ paper, some tape, and a ink jet printer. I’ve erased her slogan – it wasn’t very good.
Your challenge: Come up with the best text to put on that sheet of paper.
Update: Winners announced. As is the custom, comments are now closed. The actual text of the sign is listed in the winners announcement – in case you’re curious.
Will preform Lewinski’s for food…
Bubba Come Home.
DNC Spermbank
I was stablemates with John Kerry
unemployed spammer
Whip out your big 12 Inch
Subway Sandwich
Whip out your big 12 Inch
Subway Sandwich
My parents went to the Republcian Convention in New York and all I got was this lousy piece of paper taped to a t-shirt.
Zeeble bop fickle fackle bush Bush BUSH!!!
I am Robert DeNiro’s love-child.
Will protest for non-genetically engineered food.
If you’re hot enough, you can read my invisible ink.
Over.
NO SPITBALLS FOR OIL!
BRING BACK SUPER SIZE MEALS
stupid is as stupid does
I was going to say something about Islamic Terrorists murdering school children in Russia, but then I remembered what my Berkley Humanities Professor told us; “if you can’t say something nice about terrorists then don’t say anything at all”, and then my mind went blank.
People Against Whatever!
I don’t own an SUV, but my wife does.
Hi I’m Sarah Gibert. You might remember me from tv’s “Roseanne” or from such movies as “Poison Ivy”………
KERRY
No Hat, No Cattle!
Just Bullshit!
SADDAM IS INNOCENT, AND I LOVE HIGH TAXES.
Not just another pretty face
Wanna Swiftie?
After you have a few drinks I’ll be beautiful,
but you’ll still be stupid.
Taking nuance to a whole ‘nother level.
Damn those Teletubbies! Damn them all to hell!
The only safe way to avoid attacking John Kerry’s patriotism.
This was a statement supporting John Kerry, before it wasn’t.
Gain weight now! Ask me how!
Mmm…, butter.
I can suck start a Harley.
Lesbianism is not a choice!! Do you think any man would touch me? Well I mean any man other than T.H. Kerry.
“72 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LOOKING FOR RICH WILD AND CRAZY ARAB”
“SUPPORT BEAUTIFICATION – HELP ME FIND MY BURKA”
“http://www.fthevote.com — I’ll have sex with you if you’ll vote for John Kerry”
(She may be singlehandedly responsible for Bush’s new double-digit lead.)
“I’m not really an angry leftist bitch, although I play one on TV.”
Got a big hole in this shirt!
MOAB
(Morons Organizing Against Bush)
http://www.MoveOnMe.org ….please….pretty please
Please Help!
Suffering from Moore’s Disease.
Can’t work.
Only got 10 extra points on my Civil Service Exam.
Urgently need food and razon blades.
It’s the economy, er um,
no wait, vietnam, no, no,
it’s healthcare, well, um,
It’s SOMETHING stupid!
And Bush just doesn’t GET it!
There are
Wonder why Howard Dean roared in Iowa like a crazy sonofabitch?
(Cuz I broke the terms of the restraining order… hehehe)
John Kerry fired spitballs in my hair… now I can’t find them! Should I ask Hans Blix to locate them?
Wanna see my double-digit gap?
or…
“I can’t take it! The pressure’s too much!”
-signed, my jeans
4 year degree from Cal-Berkley (Women’s Studies emphasis) – $50,000
Cross country trip in the back of a VW Bus (circa 1963) – $427
Wandering penniless around NYC during the Republican Convention with no money for a decent sign – PRICELESS!!
“Will keep my clothes on for food.”
I was against Kerry, before I was for him!
BUSH LIED!
He said I’m Pretty
Shortbus Drivers 4 Kerry.
“Mom and dad threw pissed-filled balloons at police officers and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”
Oh Stop!! This is TOO funny; you’re all nuts!!!
I’m laughing and snorting so hard I can’t think of anything except…
IF YOU CAN READ THIS; YOU’RE TOO CLOSE!!!
~C
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ok, ok, going thru the archives, Jay wrote an article titled:
Bang for your buck
hehehe
~C
Flowbee haircut – $0
Pink shirt from FreaksRUs – $5
Proudly displaying John Kerry
I’m the WMD found in Saddam’s spider hole that Hans Blix wouldn’t tell you about!!
“Hey, big boy. If you’ve got a couple of paper bags we could have some real fun!”
Send lawyers, guns and money.
Dad, get me out of this.
–Trust Fund Radical
Leftist feminist radical against Bush… but willing to reconsider if Donald Trump calls.