It’s Friday, that means so it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Things are going to work a little different this week. Among the many pictures I took but didn’t have a reason to use I found this gem. The young lady was a self styled RNC protester, who decided to “roll her own” homemade sign. Apparently all she had handy was a sheet of 8.5″ x 11″ paper, some tape, and a ink jet printer. I’ve erased her slogan – it wasn’t very good.
Your challenge: Come up with the best text to put on that sheet of paper.
Update: Winners announced. As is the custom, comments are now closed. The actual text of the sign is listed in the winners announcement – in case you’re curious.
Pithy, Caustic, Political banter is for people
that aren’t beautiful like me.
“I’m the hooker Ted Rall said was going to intentionally spread STDs among prostitute-using Republican delegates. I got the clap from Ted.”
Single White Female seeks Democratic mascot to help carry these saddlebags (and overthrow the illegitimate Bush junta).
Kevin,
What did it say on that sheet of paper anyway?
You Republicans may think this paper is blank,
but to the Socialist Freedom Fighters in NYC
it spells out John Kerry’s secret plans to revive
the economy, create 10,000,000 new jobs, wipe
out Islamic terrorism and get a fourth purple heart.
1) Baby No Longer Onboard
2) Coyote Ugly
3) Dumpy
4) Would you get a load of my hips?
5) With stupid? I AM stupid!
Fight Fashionism!
Hey Osama,
First of 72
Dr. Evil’s and Frau Farbissina’s lesser known offspring. Alexis O. Evil.
Eat recycled food.
It’s good for the environment,
and not too bad for you.
(/blatant Judge Dredd ripoff)
Support John Kerry! I need at least 2 Americas to fit my fat butt into!
I met John Kerry and was seared. . . SEARED into his memory!
T.rustifarians
W.ith
A.theistic
T.endencies
for Kerry!
This year’s Save the Whales poster child!
Ex-Republican mascot
Hey, we elephants never forget; it’s seared, SEARED into our memories.
D.emocrat
Y.ahoo for
K.erry and
E.dwards!