On my way home tonight, I passed an old Volvo station wagon with the license plate “LA LECHE.”
It was being driven by an older man with a beard.
I sincerely hope it was his wife’s car…
Update: Um… the first thing I thought of when I saw the license plate was the La Leche League, which is the support and education group for breastfeeding… I had absolutely no idea where this thread would be going. Lord, I’m mortified.