From the ever reliable World Entertainment News Network:
Pop beauty Britney Spears has called off her wedding to dancer Kevin Federline after a bitter argument, friends claim.
The singer, 22, – who is reportedly marrying Federline, 26, later this month – had to be pulled off her fiance by her brother Bryan and mother Lynne, after the star furiously told him the engagement was off during a photo shoot for her new perfume Curious, reports Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper.
A close friend says, “The dispute seemed to erupt over nothing. One minute they were all smiles, the next, it all blew up. There’s no way a marriage is on the cards if it carries on like this.
“Britney tore into Kevin with a fierce verbal lashing and her minders and mom looked on really embarrassed. She said she didn’t want to get married.
“It wasn’t until her brother Bryan and mother Lynne intervened and calmed things down that she stopped shouting.”It’s so hard to find a single, unemployed backup dancer with two kids out of wedlock these days – whatever will Britney do?
Wow – That has got to be the worst photo of her that is publicly available.
Britney who?
Oh my God. That’s not Britney, that’s Tammy Faye Bakker after six months of TrimSpa.
“Oh my God. That’s not Britney, that’s Tammy Faye Bakker after six months of TrimSpa.”
Egad, my precise impression. Truly spooky synchronicity. She is beyond parody. “Bathos” does come to mind, though.
Well, she can come over to my place for a weekend or two. I’ll help her get back on track.
I agree with Jumbo….. my first impression from the photo was “TAMMY FAYE BAKKER”!!! WOW!
Seems as though she has some issues to work on……
No way that’s Britney Spears. No way.
I think that’s a photo of Britney’s mama. I am frightened for her.
I’m changing your link to “Page 6”
I’m not one who normally pisses himself laughing at the misfortune of others……but DAMN!
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a broken length of STREN hanging out of it.
*sings* “I smell sex and co-caine; Mama you sure look like a scre-eeam.”
Dick Tracy hat, cheap shell earings, a $12.95 WallMart Shirt, and a face only a mother could love…quite a catch.
Haha.. well look now, their married.
Man this should be a anti-drug poster! I’m sure it will work!!!!!!!! Bleg
Man this should be an anti-drug poster! I’m sure it will work!!!!!!!! Bleg