HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin July 30, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 50 Comments It’s Friday, that means so it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners will be announced Sunday. Update: Winners in the special midweek caption contest have been announced. Update 2: Winners announced. Admittedly they were announced 5 days late, but who’s counting? Comments are now closed. Kerry Key IT Jobs Stay In The U.S. Related Posts Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 23, 2018 Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 50 Comments Laurence Simon July 30, 2004 Looks like Batman didn’t get all the Joker Products off the shelves after all. Brian J. July 30, 2004 Do I have any escargot caught in my teeth? No? Good. Let me see yours. Tim July 30, 2004 “Raawwrrr!” growls Presidential hopeful Kerry. “Raaaawwwrrrr!!!” running mate / playmate Edwards enthusiastically responds. Rusty Shackleford July 30, 2004 No, that really is a flashlight in my pocket….but I am happy to see you! Rusty Shackleford July 30, 2004 “Oh, I thought I was leading!!!” tony July 30, 2004 “Looks like *you* could use a visit from the BALCO people, Mr. President,” laughed the VP hopeful. “Looks like YOU could use some more Viagra, Little John,” he guffawed in reply. Rtfm July 30, 2004 “Can you believe they actually bought that?” Professor Chaos July 30, 2004 I can’t believe you snuck in the “hair polution” in Harlem line — and the silly negroes will vote for us anyway! boynamedgoo July 30, 2004 I thought you told me hope. That’s funny, I thought you told me help. He he he he he. sugarmama July 30, 2004 Irrational exuberance is more than a pipe dream – it can be yours with a simple visit to your psychiatrist. Brought to you by the National Lithium Council. El Jefe July 30, 2004 Kerry: Can you believe that we’ve got Al Sharpton AND Howard Dean campaining for us? Edwards: I know! But it’s still not as good as those pictures of you in the Bunny Suit! Shawn Liu July 30, 2004 So while there Mark July 30, 2004 HAHA! Good one, John! While we’re talking about hamsters, let me tell you a little story about the time I saved… Corey July 30, 2004 Edwards: You really did it last night! I couldn’t believe it! You actually opened your speech with a salute! You’re such an ass! Kerry: I know! You owe me 50 bucks! Did you see Theresa’s face? She would have lost it if it wasn’t for the Botox! Both laugh like the Count from Sesame Street. oceanguy July 30, 2004 WE can do better We CAN do better WE can DO better… yeah that’s it we can DO better Do – do better mkearns July 30, 2004 How about here? Does this tickle? Christopher Cross July 30, 2004 JINX!!!! bob July 30, 2004 the yuck yuck boys……………… Debra July 30, 2004 oh my God!! I never imagined it would feel this good!! Oh! I know…me either!! Isn’t it great? Kevin Murphy July 30, 2004 “McCain-Feingold” McGehee July 30, 2004 Kerry: “Can you believe some people say I’m two-faced?” Edwards: “Incredible. I mean, if you had two faces, would you go out in public wearing that one?” Kerry: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” (I’m going to have you killed, you little @#$!er.) EP July 30, 2004 ” Three Purple Hearts” spacemonkey July 30, 2004 Kerry: Arrrgh, I HATE it when my face freezes like this. [Bleep]ing botox. Edwards: s’okay, just laugh, and I’ll cover for you by laughing like I’ve just won a rediculously frivoulous lawsuit. Beck July 30, 2004 “You been working out John?” “No, but I DID serve in Vietnam.” Martin July 30, 2004 John : “Man, you have two left feet.” John : “Just keep going and we’ll seal the Sully vote” -S- July 30, 2004 “I said, “God Bless America!” “YOU said, “God Bless America!” “Oh, hahahahahahahahahahaha…” “Oh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…” “I said, then YOU said, oh, hahahahahahahahahahah…” Tom July 30, 2004 My mouthwash is better than your mouthwash. -S- July 30, 2004 Caption Two: “Doctors are studying an eruption of the Frozen Face Syndrome that has infected John Kerry and John Edwards as they departed from Boston on Friday morning, although it is suspected that the new Syndrome, as yet never before observed, is associated with a combination of the use of the drug, Xanax, and any close body contact between a billionaire and a multi-millionaire. “However, doctors are puzzled as to possible treatments for the Syndrome, and suggest that it run it’s course, which should last through the month of November, at which time, the Frozen Faces will slide into a pool under the chins of those afflicted with the puzzling Syndrome. “A study of the Syndrome will be possible if forty million dollars and a few hundred human embryos can be made available, and Mr. Kerry and Mr. Edwards are appealing to the public for the donation of as many embryos and quarters as can be collected in the month of August.” Stephen Macklin July 30, 2004 “… and then I gave it to Moore” “And he actually ate it?” “Yah. He’ll eat anything.” Kevin Murphy July 30, 2004 or, less wonkishly…. “Campaign ..haha… finance … hahahaha… reform!” “Stop it … bwahaha… you’re killing me!” -S- July 30, 2004 “Shovve it!” “No, YOU, YOU shove it!” “Ha, fella, no YOU shove it! SHOVE IT!” “Hahahah, no YOU!” “YOU, YOU first!” “No, YOU, just do it! YOU SHOVE IT! Shove it, I say!” “Hahaha, no, YOU!” “NO, YOU…hahahaaha…” …. Tom Galvin July 30, 2004 Kerry and Edwards are already like life-long pals. Instead of an old pastime, the staring contest, they enjoy a game with their own twist; “Face off.” Whoever fake laughs the longest, wins. Chrees July 30, 2004 “Who’d have thought a couple of metrosexuals can represent a stronger America?” Arcane chemistry: “Heh, you’re right. A stronger Americium ought to scare the heck out of our so-called enemies!” Jeff Medcalf July 30, 2004 So Bill Clinton walks into a bar… McGehee July 30, 2004 “Stop laughing.” “No, YOU stop laughing.” “You started it.” “No, YOU did.” McGehee July 30, 2004 “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Pull my.” “Dude, that is so NOT funny.” Tim July 30, 2004 “Reporting for DOOTY! Get it!” “You’re cra… You’re crazy man. You’re Crazy. I like you but, you’re Crazy.” The Maximum Leader July 30, 2004 JK: John, laissez-maintenant moi vous montrer que le mouvement Jacques Chirac m’a enseign Stephen Macklin July 30, 2004 Imagine if it had been my blue suit. Rochelle Siegel Smith July 30, 2004 THE TWO JOHNS LOOKED FLUSHED AWAITING THE END OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BEING SUNG BY LOONEY lAURA Rochelle Siegel Smith July 30, 2004 GOD BLESS AMERICAN MEN? HA, YEAH, I’LL DRINK TO THAT! ME TOO…I ALSO… UH, I SECOND THAT MOTION! boifromtroy July 30, 2004 “They say that love don’t pay the rent; Before it’s earned the money’s all been spent” “Well I guess that we don’t got alot; But at least I’m sure of all the things we’ve got, babe…” “I’ve got you babe.” Matt July 30, 2004 “Let’s dance, put on your red shoes and dance the blues” -S- July 31, 2004 “I SAID ‘reporting for BOOTY’ but Richardson edited my ass!” “HA, I thought you said ‘reporing for DOOZY!” You DID, you DID say ‘reporting for DOOZY!” “FLOOZY, DOOZY, BOOTY, hahahaa, it’s all the SAME, man, ALL THE SAME!” -S- July 31, 2004 “I SAID ‘reporting for BOOTY’ but Richardson edited my ass!” “HA, I thought you said ‘reporting for DOOZY!” You DID, you DID say ‘reporting for DOOZY!” “FLOOZY, DOOZY, BOOTY, hahahaa, it’s all the SAME, man, ALL THE SAME!” -S- July 31, 2004 (^^)…eeek, sorry. Second one has corrected typo. tony July 31, 2004 #2…. “I know Elizabeth hasn’t been taking good care of you, little buddy. But don’t worry, HELP IS ON THE WAY!” Mark in Mexico July 31, 2004 Hey there Middle America, guess who they’re laughing at? John from Detroit August 1, 2004 “Man! That’s really GOOD kool-aid!!” Jay Tea August 6, 2004 (Channeling the old Muppet Show ballroom dancing skit) “Hey, did you hear Kevin forgot to pick a winner for last week’s caption contest?” “No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it!” J.