Things The Public Is Not Clamoring For

A semi regular listing of goods and services that we’ve managed to survive without…

Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

Lauren July 20, 2004

Re: guitar face

I watched a documentary on groupies a few years ago in which one women declared that guitar players were so sexy because their face while playing guitar is close to their “O face.” I have a hard time watching guitar players without feeling like I’m intruding on some intimate moment. Weird, eh?
Sharp as a Marble July 20, 2004

Man, I feel old. I’d LOVE to see Styx!
Jeff July 20, 2004

Re: the ship of old rockers

What, no Pablo Cruise? Seems a natural to me.
BoDiddly July 20, 2004

Martha: I guess anything to make a buck, but judging by her success rate, wouldn’t that be akin to releasing Sonny Bono’s guide to downhill skiing?

Linda: I’ve never understood her appeal, personally, but that was downright tacky. Nevermind that the song in question was “Desperado”, and Michael Moore on a horse would certainly have the Humane Society up in arms.

Mandela: If there’s enough money down there to build this thing, isn’t it time we cut off U. S. Aid there?

Guitar face: just disturbing

Collagen injections: One more thing that makes me wonder why anyone listens to the political opinions of entertainers.

Rock cruise: As much as I like all three bands, I’m afraid after seven days, I’d probably never want to hear “Come Sail Away” again . . . and Journey probably wouldn’t play “Mother, Father” anyway.
McGehee July 20, 2004

I wouldn’t want to hear “Mr. Robotto” the first time…