Blasphemy

Allah has this to say about the current Wimbledon ladies champion Maria Sharapova:

Thick neck, square jaw, broad shoulders, and just a hint of five o’clock shadow. How does that song go again?

You’ll have to go read the rest, but suffice it to say a Kinks song is reworked.

To refute the smear from the Almighty, the defense would like to introduce into evidence this photograph from Wimbledon.

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The defense rests.

Corey July 9, 2004

It is clear the Christians are praying to the correct God. If Allah can make that big of a mistake in judging his own creation, he clearly is not the horse to bet on if you want to get into Heaven (or up there with the virgins, etc.)
Allah July 9, 2004

Here’s another song for you: Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby . . .
Camille July 9, 2004

I have to say Allah is a genius. As a babe judge, the defense loses.
Allah July 9, 2004

Don’t get me wrong. Sharapova’s plenty hot, and light years better than anything I’ll ever have. But she’s more of a “hottest girl on campus” type, whereas Anna’s of the “hottest girl in Russia” sort.

Me so Kourny.
Evilwhiteguy July 9, 2004

So does this put you back at the top of the babe wars?
Kevin July 9, 2004

I never left the top…
ibejo July 9, 2004

Zowie. Uhm, great eyes.
skillzy July 9, 2004

I see no proof. Fabio’s got bigger boobs than that. And she’s a little lacking in the badonkadonk department.
Timmer July 9, 2004

Ahhhh, as my dear departed father used to say, “‘Tis a wonderfurl world with girls in it.”

Thanks Kevin.