Allah has this to say about the current Wimbledon ladies champion Maria Sharapova:
Thick neck, square jaw, broad shoulders, and just a hint of five o’clock shadow. How does that song go again?
You’ll have to go read the rest, but suffice it to say a Kinks song is reworked.
To refute the smear from the Almighty, the defense would like to introduce into evidence this photograph from Wimbledon.
The defense rests.