From The Smoking Gun:
While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist.
…[Judge] Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter. Visitors to Thompson’s Creek County courtroom reported hearing a “swooshing” sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said “sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.”Gross.
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