This one slays ’em every time..
A guy calls the hospital.
He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!”
The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?”
He says, “No! This is her husband!”
This one slays ’em every time..
A guy calls the hospital.
He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!”
The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?”
He says, “No! This is her husband!”
Since you’re in a joking mood, here’s one about Democrats and community service.
Ha! Good one. I was actually predisposed to NOT laughing, but a chuckle snuck out anyway.
Here’s a knock-knock joke that I always tell (and I’m not even sure why since it’s really not that funny)…
To tell it, you have to get the person to swing their hand above their head as if they’re swinging a rope…
– “Knock, knock.”
– “Who’s there.”
– “Yah.”
Tim
*Groan*
That’s about the right stuff for jokes for kids though. If they really like it they make you tell it over and over…
Tim, you’re right.
Not fuuny at all.
Smells Canadian.
Turn in your name … we can’t have guys like you sullying up the moniker.
Seriously, dude. You’re making my womb ache.
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Hey, i heard this today 😉
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”