HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ KateSDA June 11, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 32 Comments It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday. Update: Winners announced. In keeping with tradition, comments to this post are now closed. A Family's Farewell The View Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Last Weekend’s Caption Contest™ Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ About The Author KateSDA 32 Comments Thomas June 11, 2004 The moment when Snoop Dogg finally mastered how to do Jedi mind tricks. . . Laurence Simon June 11, 2004 “You look much better in orange than Dennis ever did.” The Backer June 11, 2004 Carmen, does my breath smell still smell like Rick Salomon? Rusty Shackleford June 11, 2004 “It’s good to be the mic.” IgwanaRob June 11, 2004 Snoop admires Paris as she gracefully demonstrates the proper way to use his new Carmen Bong. Kajuana June 11, 2004 Snoop: $1500 an hour, $2500 as a pair, 10% discount on Two-for Tuesdays. And yes we do take credit cards. charles June 11, 2004 snoop teaming up with girls gone wild again for another video: paris and carmen gone wild Mud Blood & Beer June 11, 2004 “Mmmm, smells like Dogg semen …” daniel June 11, 2004 “Here, hold my gum for me” Jay Tea June 11, 2004 “Hello, Centers For Disease Control? We have a Code Red situation here! Repeat, a CODE RED!” J. David Scott Anderson June 11, 2004 Can you see the popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth, its back in the back. Bob June 11, 2004 Don’t you just love the smell of Snoop’s goop? Jim June 11, 2004 Why not? It worked so well for Madonna… SpaceMonkey June 11, 2004 snoop: My lezzles! Mark June 11, 2004 Snoop: Dayum, bitch! Jessica Cutler and Wonkette ain’t got nothin’ on y’all! Rochelle Siegel Smith June 12, 2004 Stops ya squabblin’ pretty mommas, ize gots plenty o’ weinie-bone foz ya boths ya bitches! Cracker Barrel Philosopher June 12, 2004 Hey Ho! This is my corner and he’s my customer! McGehee June 12, 2004 One second later the alien posing as Carmen was happily munching on the ditzy human’s head, later telling reporters, “It was much tastier than most human heads I’ve eaten. The brain flavor was much less overpowering.” Jay Tea June 12, 2004 Like two black holes whirling through space, Paris and Carmen found their heads drawn together, two great sucking vacuums pulled towards each other. J. Jay Tea June 12, 2004 Shown above: the opening ceremonies of Skankapalooza ’04. J. Jay Tea June 12, 2004 This comment is dedicated to Ronald Reagan. While catsup may not be a vegetable, these three definitely qualify. J. Jay Tea June 12, 2004 (Continuing the political theme) “Paris, I knew Madonna. I’ve swapped spit with Madonna. Madonna was a boink-buddy of mine. Paris, you’re no Madonna.” J. Rtfm June 13, 2004 Shizzzzat…High-grade vi-de-O ho’s in da Huzzzouse! Heh…Indeed. ~puff~ Josh June 13, 2004 Wait, I got one… “Who gives a fuck” McGehee June 13, 2004 “Pull my tongue.” Chrees June 13, 2004 “Carmen, like, you can get paid for doing this on film and stuff?” Rodney Dill June 13, 2004 “…and when I said you smelled of cigars, i didn’t mean your breath.” (just can’t leave that one alone) Rodney Dill June 13, 2004 I know you’d like to thank your shit don’t stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo (Roses – Outkast) Rodney Dill June 13, 2004 Q: Why are Paris and Electra like Levitra and Cialis. A: If erection lasts more than four hours you need to seek medical attention. Rodney Dill June 13, 2004 “nnngggh, tastes like dog shit.” “Yeah, good thing we didn’t step in it. Rodney Dill June 13, 2004 Snoop Dogg: Yo, time to quit the cat fight and spank the puppy. Rick June 13, 2004 No, I’m the bigger diva…Bitch!