Where's My $#$^& Tacos?

Today’s Fast Times At Ridgemont High, “This is not the best breakfast I’ve ever had” moment is brought to you by a lame Iowan.

DES MOINES (AP) – A man who claimed he didn’t get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food.

He later came into the store, complaining he didn’t get the taco he had ordered, police records say. Harrison said that when she asked for a receipt, he went back to his car and brought back the bag.

Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away.Hey the customer is always right. She learned that the hard way.

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