Weekend Caption Contest™

19 Comments

1. Rodney Dill June 4, 2004

   It was believed that the first celebrity spelling bee would have gone over better, but none of the sponsors had envisioned that all the contestants would ‘wipe-out’ on the first word, “TV.”
2. Laurence Simon June 4, 2004

   Oklahoma City bombing victims… you just got Punk’d!
3. Punctilious June 4, 2004

   Empty suits. Empty seats. Empty heads.
4. Christopher Cross June 4, 2004

   Kutcher gives the best performance of his career…
5. Jay Tea June 4, 2004

   Shown above: the reserved places in line for the new Demi Moore ride in Hollywood.

   J.
6. Thomas June 4, 2004

   I’m too sexy for this chair
7. ChillyWilly June 4, 2004

   Midway through the program, Ashton realizes he’s been Punk’d when he shouts out, “Hey, where are all of the women over 40?”
8. Boyd June 4, 2004

   Hard evidence of Ashton Kutcher’s two dimensional nature
9. charles June 4, 2004

   VH1’s Best Week Ever, Upgrade or Downgrade
   Celebrities playing musical chairs; Upgrade
10. CGHill June 4, 2004

    Dude, where’s my seat filler?
11. Timmer June 4, 2004

    WANTED: For impersonating an actor.
12. McGehee June 4, 2004

    I’ve heard of “phoning it in,” but these clowns are faxing it in!
13. Graham Lester June 4, 2004

    Several stars were unable to attend because they were caring for elderly loved ones . . .
14. Jay Tea June 5, 2004

    “Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me,
    Sit on my face, and tell me you’ll be true.
    I love to hear you oralize
    When I’m between your thighs,
    You blow me away!”

    J.
15. Jay Tea June 5, 2004

    MISSING:

    1 Arrogant Punk Actor

    LAST SEEN:

    Working through his Oedipal complex

    REWARD:

    None

    J.
16. Serenity June 5, 2004

    This is not for the caption contest, merely a question:

    Do these actors not know what they look like? Why do they need a photo of themselves for their seats?

    It’s for the “seat fillers” you say? Do the seat fillers not know what these actors look like?

    I’m so confused.
17. SpaceMonkey June 6, 2004

    Kutcher reveals new dimension to his abilities bringing count to two.
18. Aaron's Rantblog June 6, 2004

    Red String Diaries
19. Rodney Dill June 6, 2004

    Over time it became apparent, even to the media, that the support for the Dennis Kucinich presidential campaign had been nothing but an elaborate hoax.