HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ KateSDA June 4, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 19 Comments It’s Friday, that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners will be announced Sunday evening. Update: Winners announced. Comments are closed – discussion can continue in the announcement post. Taser Happy Town O.J.'s Reality Series (Juiced) Costars Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author KateSDA 19 Comments Rodney Dill June 4, 2004 It was believed that the first celebrity spelling bee would have gone over better, but none of the sponsors had envisioned that all the contestants would ‘wipe-out’ on the first word, “TV.” Laurence Simon June 4, 2004 Oklahoma City bombing victims… you just got Punk’d! Punctilious June 4, 2004 Empty suits. Empty seats. Empty heads. Christopher Cross June 4, 2004 Kutcher gives the best performance of his career… Jay Tea June 4, 2004 Shown above: the reserved places in line for the new Demi Moore ride in Hollywood. J. Thomas June 4, 2004 I’m too sexy for this chair ChillyWilly June 4, 2004 Midway through the program, Ashton realizes he’s been Punk’d when he shouts out, “Hey, where are all of the women over 40?” Boyd June 4, 2004 Hard evidence of Ashton Kutcher’s two dimensional nature charles June 4, 2004 VH1’s Best Week Ever, Upgrade or Downgrade Celebrities playing musical chairs; Upgrade CGHill June 4, 2004 Dude, where’s my seat filler? Timmer June 4, 2004 WANTED: For impersonating an actor. McGehee June 4, 2004 I’ve heard of “phoning it in,” but these clowns are faxing it in! Graham Lester June 4, 2004 Several stars were unable to attend because they were caring for elderly loved ones . . . Jay Tea June 5, 2004 “Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me, Sit on my face, and tell me you’ll be true. I love to hear you oralize When I’m between your thighs, You blow me away!” J. Jay Tea June 5, 2004 MISSING: 1 Arrogant Punk Actor LAST SEEN: Working through his Oedipal complex REWARD: None J. Serenity June 5, 2004 This is not for the caption contest, merely a question: Do these actors not know what they look like? Why do they need a photo of themselves for their seats? It’s for the “seat fillers” you say? Do the seat fillers not know what these actors look like? I’m so confused. SpaceMonkey June 6, 2004 Kutcher reveals new dimension to his abilities bringing count to two. Aaron's Rantblog June 6, 2004 Red String Diaries Rodney Dill June 6, 2004 Over time it became apparent, even to the media, that the support for the Dennis Kucinich presidential campaign had been nothing but an elaborate hoax.