James Owens and a compatriot crashed the “Singles Against Bush” mixer last night to see what the liberal ladies were up to – and possibly to make a mixed politics hookup. A hungover James explains his feeble attempts at establishing a cool cover:
I wanted to dress so as to not draw attention to myself. So I decided on a nice little number that I like to call “I’m a color blind fashionless redneck” which consisted of cut-off camo shorts, a red muscle shirt and a pair of chucks. I was decked out and certain to not draw attention.
Turns out, everyone was in work attire, so I kind of stuck out like a sore thumb! Fuck! Who woulda thunk.
Downstairs – LOTS of hot chicks. Very impressive. Apparently, the Liberal Beaver Pinko Commie crowd is pretty hot. A did see a couple lasses going braless…excellent.
Within 10 minutes of us showing up, a girl comes up and says….”You guys are spies, aren’t you.” Damn….blown cover. “Uhm, no, why do you ask liberal commie tree-hugger?” Ooops. Meant to think that….not say it..
[Read the whole thing]Outed quicker than Clay Aiken on American Idol…
Update: The alcohol must be wearing of, as James has managed to recall another smooth conversation.
From reading his report, sounds like he has excellent social skills, bet he gets laid a lot. LMAO!
Kevin – thanks for the post! You have managed to bury me in traffic! Amazing! Thanks again….nice to think people actually read my schlep sometimes 🙂
Here’s hoping James’s wife isn’t reading Wizbang. She trusts James implicitly (why, I can’t imagine), but were she to get some hard evidence of David’s suggestion…well, I’ll just say that Lorena Bobbit’s got nuthin’ on her! 😉
Yeah that could be a problem…
for the record,I wasn’t trying to hook up (Boyd’s right…bad things would certainly happen), but thought the idea of punking these folks was kinda funny. My accomplice and I have a long trackrecord of crashing events that we shouldn’t be at!