Hair Care From Hell

When I was younger, I worked in a pharmacy. One day I was inventorying the hair products when I saw something that haunts me to this day.

An innocent-looking plastic bag with fourteen letters that gave me nightmares.


I gotta ask. Who was the sick bastard who looked at a placenta and said to himself (because it HAD to be a man), “I wonder what would happen if I rubbed this on my head?”

I suspect it was someone French. It HAD to have been someone related to the first person to think of eating snails.


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