Who Will Save Your Soul?

Jewel has always seemed somewhat of a flake, but the other night she lost it.

HAMPTON – Gloria Dion wants her money back after being subjected to what she calls the worst Jewel concert ever.

Dion, along with her two daughters Nicole and Kaitlin, went to last Saturday’s 8 p.m. Jewel concert at the Hampton Beach Ballroom Casino. The singer performed two concerts that evening at the Casino. People who saw the first said Jewel was at the top of her game and said it was a “rocking show.”

Those who had tickets to the second show saw something quite different, according to Dion.

“People were literally walking out of the show,” she said. “As soon as she came out, she began to insult us. We thought she was joking at first because it was kind of weird.”

Witnesses said Jewel went on a tirade of insults from poking fun at fat people to others with no teeth. At one point, she asked the audience to yell requests and then told them to “shut the hell up.”

“I saw her live in Boston and it was the greatest show I’ve ever been to,” Dion said. “I don’t know if she was having a nervous breakdown or what. She told everyone to stop looking at her teeth and look at her breasts.”She’s the celebrity, so her wish is our command…

Mesmerizing, no?

Anyway, the craziness continued as Jewel went off on a 10 minute rant about Zoloft and Paxil, then for an encore yodeled for a minute and then left the stage.

The worst Jewel concert ever” is the oxymoron of the day…

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